TallTrees not so FUNNY "Things to come"

[TallTrees]

Ordering Pizza in 2020 AND BEYOND......Shape of things to come……

CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER:
My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want ...

GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!

GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER:
How the hell do you know!

GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.

CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.

GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE:
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER:
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Aspy

[Cleoriff]

@TallTrees 

It's about the manipulation of video evidence. Soldier fighting in Afganistan charged with murder and can't be proved. Returns to UK and charged with the murder of his solicitor. Open and shut case you would think...think again...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8201186/ 

[TallTrees]

Thank you very much @Cleoriff
for the information 👍

[Cleoriff]

@TallTrees 

If you have Catch up and it's your sort of thing, it really is worth a watch. It was a top drama

[TallTrees]

Hi @Cleoriff 

Yes I had Catch up ~ so long ago that I re-registered.

I think they forget me

I will look at it ~ Thank you

[gmarkj]

Definitely worth the time - there are 6 episodes about an hour each.
Very. Very. Scary stuff.

[TallTrees]

I will scare myself @gmarkj no doubt🥵

[pgn]

So true, alas. Loyalty cards and cookies will be the end of us.

[TallTrees]

Correct @pgn
Chucked loyalty cards they only want to sell your details.
Cookies true, wondering how much is cleared when rejecting or clearing all cookies 👎
Sure, Humans will be the end of humans.