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Summer Joke : NO oh NO

TallTrees
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway...

The Driver  is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".
"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."🤢



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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TallTrees
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Oh yes my feeling exactly @Breanna   🤢



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Great joke, but rather disgusting too!

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Love it @TallTrees Vomito gif.gifVomito gif.gifVomito gif.gifVomito gif.gif😂

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Did not see that one coming @TallTrees ... 😱🤣👍

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Good one @TallTrees 😂

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
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Very funny @TallTrees  😂 👍

I don't think I'll ever feel the same about peanuts again, (or chocolate)

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Nor me @BobM 

I could hardly read it 🤢



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