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What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies?
Spruce Willis.
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?
They had a weigh in a manger!
Why does Donald Trump have his Christmas dinner on a plastic plate?
He doesn’t get on with China.
Christmas dinner is a lot like Brexit. Half the family were told they needed to make room for Turkey, so opted to leave Brussels.
Why does Kate Bush need to turn the heating off?
She’s running up that bill.
The Westminster Hall Christmas Nativity play had to be called off this week. They couldn’t agree on who should play the wise men or the shepherds, and whilst they admittedly had plenty of asses, the script called for a donkey.
Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?
It was Stollen.
Pet rabbit winter survival tips:
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