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🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

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Hello everyone. santa christmas_tree

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

 

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots.  He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

 

Veritas Numquam Perit

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Holly shouting "I bet it`s big". "Yeah, Jack`s got a big `un, so I`ve heard" giggled Noel...

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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... from his seat in the front row. "Careful, Jack, you nearly had my eye out with that!". Griselda, the fatter ugly sister, interjected... 

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"It`s gruesome" said Griselda. "Have another look, it`s grew some more" said Jack

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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Metre by metre, (for t'was not yet the time of full Transition!), the stalk grew longer, until it penetrated the fluffy grey clouds that surrounded the overhead land of... 

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Blunderland, where all manner of mad folks and scary creatures lived...

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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joy Is Snow White with Aladdin?

Veritas Numquam Perit

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With a quick flash As quick as a flash, Holly scampered up the gnarly stalk, disappearing from view of Jack, Griselda, Buttons and the cowering Genie... "Fee, fi, fo, fum" was heard from the clouds above... 

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and an ear-piercing shriek from Holly. "What`s happened to my sister?" screamed a terrified Noel

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
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Holly got mixed up with the 7 dwarfs


HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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Bashful's friend, Bo, peeped through the clouds, reassuring Jack that Holly had only slipped and Shaun the Sheep had caught her before she fell, landing on her country seat... 

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