🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

[Cleoriff]

Hello everyone.

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots.  He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

[pgn]

Noel hopped over the seat in front of him in his exuberance... Holly simply set her foot on the plush carpeting in the aisle and said: "Abracadabra, Alekazam - them 3 wishes for me, Sam-I-Am!"... 

[Mi-Amigo]

Suddenly, there was a very loud fart. Holly gave Noel a filthy look and said "That was you". Noel shook his head and said "Oh no it wasn`t". Everyone in the theatre and on stage replied "Oh yes it was" 

[pgn]

Holly insisted: "Noel, if you don't take that back, I shall thcweam and thcweam until I'm thick!", and pouted petulantly... 

[Mi-Amigo]

The Genie disappeared in a puff of smoke and the stage was empty until....

[Cleoriff]

Is anyone interested in Jacks beanstalk?

[Mi-Amigo]

asked a voice from the wings of the stage... "We are" yelled Noel and Holly together

[pgn]

Noel retorted: "See, Holly, you scared him away, with your foot-stamping, you silly moo!", and, buttons awry, he slumped down in the front row, just in range of... 

[Mi-Amigo]

Jack who wandered on stage muttering....

[TallTrees]

Where's my bean plant

[pgn]

"Or do I mean 'Where's my stalk bean?'". Jack scratched his head thoughtfully, oblivious to...