on 14-09-2014 21:17
As this thread is about off topic, posted in off topic, I'm just running a quick test to see how long it is before someone takes it off topic
on 15-09-2014 09:12
on 15-09-2014 09:19
I suspect that as I type, a D-Notice is probably being drafted to stifle free expression, so I'd better make it short and snappy.
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING ONE OF THOSE NEW FRUIT MACHINES_ READ ON
on 15-09-2014 09:19
on 15-09-2014 09:19
@Anonymous You are going to need ALL your wits about you today my good man....
Please take an Apple for the teacher
Veritas Numquam Perit
on 15-09-2014 09:22
on 15-09-2014 09:22
@Anonymous wrote:I suspect that as I type, a D-Notice is probably being drafted to stifle free expression, so I'd better make it short and snappy.
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING ONE OF THOSE NEW FRUIT MACHINES_ READ ON
Not being au fait with all the jargon that bathes the world of electronic communications in complete mystery I have often wondered what the "i" in "iPhone" really means. Being a fully paid up subscriber to the notion that "everything comes to those who wait" I had a minor flash of inspiration overnight.
There is a brilliant concept in mathematics known as the imaginary number, which is represented by the letter "i" and it stands for the square root of negative 1. That quantity does not exist in the set of real numbers, so beware. Ask yourself, "Does the iPhone really exist in the set of real phones?"Answers on a postcard addressed to............... well, send to anywhere you like you ain't goin' to get a reply anyway.Gerry(Garrulously grumpy gnome)
Ah...you may have that Apple(to take to the teacher) . You have shown you are in full wittage mode today!
Wittage? I may have just invented a new word...:smileywink:
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on 15-09-2014 09:25
on 15-09-2014 09:25
Wittage is usually preceded by another word....:smileywink:
on 15-09-2014 09:33
on 15-09-2014 09:33
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on 15-09-2014 09:37
on 15-09-2014 09:37
on 15-09-2014 09:38
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on 15-09-2014 10:09
on 15-09-2014 19:32
on 15-09-2014 19:32
Just reminding folk we are still here...trying to stay on topic with the off topic thread...
In support of it, I thought it should have this badge....
Hope this meets with your approval....
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