Never heard of that one @gmarkj
I thought you were going to talk about the 70's game, when you were at a party and the blokes threw their house keys in a bowl....
CONSIGNED TO ROOM 101 - 7 APR to 23 AUG 2019
O2 Off Topic Community:
- unanswered topics older than 12 months
- banner heading
- changing topic heading
- date stamp changing to next day at 23.00
- dance moves as subject for wordsearch
Products/Companies:
- Shake `n` Vac
- DFS Sales
- napkins which don`t absorb
- street questionnaires
- charities embarassing people to sign up to Direct Debit
- time share scams
- cafes/restaurants charging for trivial items [butter for scone, ketchup for chips]
- Izal-style toilet tissue
- feeble hand-driers
- couriers leaving items in wheelie bin without posting note through letterbox
- tannoy announcements at railway stations
TV programmes:
- Jeremy Kyle Show
- Absolutely Fabulous
- Top Gear [new series]
- EastEnders
- Hollyoaks
- promos for programme you are watching
- "after the break" comments
- "so far on..." recaps
- BBC TV Escape To The Country
- Love Island [reality tv]
- any preformance on Britain`s Got Talent which plays on public voting with heart rather than on talent
- promos for new forthcoming programmes
- Sky One repeats of Friends, Simpsons, Star Trek
TV ads:
- ads interrupting programmes
- early holiday ads
- Jet2
- Sun Life Over 50 Plan
- ITV3 ads aimed at the elderly
- Sun Life insurance
- Go Compare comparison [guy with moustache]
- Compare The Market comparison [but meerkats not sent in]
- Money Supermarket [Skeletor etc]
- Purple Bricks
- Co-op Funeral Plans
- Quick Quid payday loans
- Equity Release [money from home, with Carol Vorderman]
- Bingo online sites
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Social media:
Music:
- Cinderella Rockerfeller by Ofarims
- any attempt at future British entry to Eurovision
- Let It Go [from Frozen]
- That Means A Lot by P J Proby
- rap
- grime rap
- Oklahoma musical
- hip hop
Habits/manners:
- people going up the down escalator
- spitting gum into urinals
- not holding door open for person loaded with shopping
- trying to open emergency door or window on airplane
- not saying "thank you"
- queue jumping
- walking too close behind person
- walking in group blocking pavement
Politics:
- Brexit
- system which allows unelected peers in House of Lords to vote on and pass laws
- Universal Credit [supposed "benefit"]
- avoiding the question
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Food & Drink:
- chewing gum
- root beer
- Campari
- marrow
- caponatadi melazone
- black olives
- capers
- pomegranites
- walnuts
- pecans
- Horlicks
- All Bran
- museli
- oatmeal
- tapioca
- ground rice
- blancmange
Supermarkets:
- not returning trolley to trolley bay
- pram blocking aisle while gossiping
Books:
- 50 Shades Of Grey
- Shakespeare`s Richard III
- The Chronicles Of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever
Films:
- 50 Shades Of Grey
- Frozen
- The Dark Side of the Sun [with Brad Pitt in leathers]
Events:
- Xmas cards with selfie photos
- Crufts Dog Show
- badger cull
Sport:
- Grand National horse race
- grouse shooting
- pheasant shooting
- greyhound racing
- fox hunting
- bull fighting
- trophy hunting
Driving/parking:
- private parking companies charging release fees
- parking across two parking bays
- vehicles not using indicators
- hogging middle lane of motorway
- "undertaking" [overtaking on inside lane]
- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bay
- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junctions
- not obeying rules on entry into roundabout
- not being in the centre of the road to turn right
- not using bell on bicycle as warning
- potholes not adequately dealt with by council
- cyclists riding on pavement
- throwing rubbish out of car window
- speed bumps
- driving mobility scooter on pavement
- using mobility scooter to jump queue
- charges for dropping off/picking up at airport
TV Shows
Celebrity 5 go Barging
Coach Trip
Any reality show which stars Gemma Collins
Celebrity Dinner Date
The Real Housewives of Cheshire
The Only Way Is Essex
Botched Bodies
Naked Attraction (don't ask) Yuk
@jonsie wrote:Fight fight
I dislike ALL celebrity reality shows. All has-beens and wanna-bees. I've never heard of most of the 'celebreties' and those I have heard of I would rather forget. There is no entertainment value whatsoever for me. I'd rather it out in the rain than see them on my TV. Thank god for Netflix and iPlayer.
WHAT HE SAID X2
