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Mi-Amigo
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               WELCOME to the DUNGEON of the COMMUNITY OFF-TOPIC GANG known as

 

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             We have members of the Community Off-Topic Gang. We have the Naughty Step.

Now we have our very own ROOM 101, where the members of the Community Off-Topic Gang can banish there dislikes - not people - but events can be banished...

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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@jonsie wrote:

@gmarkj wrote:
Is that the stuff that could pass for tracing/greaseproof paper @jonsie?
Thanks for a) for the laugh and b) the flashbacks from using this while at school!!

Yes the stuff that hurt your bum and spread rather than clean. It's what we used for tracing paper.

Also came in handy for placing over your comb to blow a tune. Preferably unused

 

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Crying with laughter now LOL

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@jonsie wrote:

I would like to add ::

 

IZAL toilet paper and any other 'sliders'

 

Thin toilet paper where you inadvertently end up giving yourself a prostate check without knowing what you are looking for!

 


I`ll put this at the start of the next lot of nominations @jonsie 

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Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
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OMG @jonsie and @gmarkj
I have tears in my eyes from laughter-
Even though the graphic descriptions are unbearable 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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@Mi-Amigo wrote:

LATEST NOMINATIONS FOR ROOM 101

 

The following have been nominated for Room 101.

Voting is now open and will stay open until 12 noon Friday 26 July.

Please vote "yes" if you want the subject to go in; "no" if you don`t want the subject to go in.

The majority of votes will decide. Those subjects with more "yes" than "no" votes will go into Room 101.

 

02 COMMUNITY: Off Topic

- cricket as subject for wordsearch

- golf as subject for wordsearch

- geography as subject for wordsearch

- dance moves as subject for wordsearch

 

DRIVING/PARKING:

- parking across two parking bays

- vehicles not using indicators

- hogging the middle lane of a motorway

- "undertaking" [overtaking on the inside lane]

- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bays

- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junction

- not obeying rules on entering a roundabout

- not being in crown of the road to turn right

- not using bell on bicycle as warning

 

COMPANIES/PRODUCTS:

- charging for trivial items [e.g. butter for scone, ketchup for chips]

- supermarkets making customer find £1 coin for trolley

- napkins which don`t absorb

- street questionnaires

- charities embarassing people to sign up to direct debit

- time share scams

 

HABITS:

- trying to open the door or emergency window on airplane

 

POLITICS:

- ducking the question


Wordsearch:

Cricket ~ yes

Golf ~ yes

Geography ~ no

Dance moves ~ yes

Driving etc:

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

Companies/Products

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

yes

Habits

Yes

Politics

Yes

 

Please put my votes into you list please @Mi-Amigo 

Thank you for taking the time on these!

 



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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My choice for Room 101  @Mi-Amigo 

 

O2 Off Topic subjects 

Cricket No

Golf No

Geography No

Dance moves Yes  (wouldn't know what that could entail)

 

Driving and Parking

All YES

all reasonable ~ do understand Bike Bell as often bikes are on pavements or in parks.

 

Companies and Products

trivial item charges when buying take-aways or eat-ins  Yes

Supermarkets requiring £1 for trolley /absolutely very annoying  YES 

Napkins that don't absorb (very annoying / much like Izal) Yes

Street Questionnaires absolutely annoying YES

Charities promoting DD Absolutely YES

Time share Definitely YES

 

Habits

Opening emergency doors?  got to be YES (hopes it never happens on an aircraft)

 

Politics

Ducking the Question Absolutely YES

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@jonsie wrote:

@gmarkj wrote:
Is that the stuff that could pass for tracing/greaseproof paper @jonsie?
Thanks for a) for the laugh and b) the flashbacks from using this while at school!!

Yes the stuff that hurt your bum and spread rather than clean. It's what we used for tracing paper.

Also came in handy for placing over your comb to blow a tune. Preferably unused

 

Image result for izal toilet tissue images

 

Image result for izal toilet tissue images

 

Image result for izal toilet tissue images


Award for funniest post right there. Still laughing rofl

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LATEST NOMINATIONS FOR ROOM 

 

My votes as follows: 

 

02 COMMUNITY: Off Topic

- cricket as subject for wordsearch  Yes

- golf as subject for wordsearch Yes

- geography as subject for wordsearch No

- dance moves as subject for wordsearch No

 

DRIVING/PARKING:

- parking across two parking bays Yes

- vehicles not using indicators Yes

- hogging the middle lane of a motorway Yes

- "undertaking" [overtaking on the inside lane] Yes

- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bays Yes

- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junction Yes

- not obeying rules on entering a roundabout Yes

- not being in crown of the road to turn right Yes

- not using bell on bicycle as warning Yes

 

COMPANIES/PRODUCTS:

- charging for trivial items [e.g. butter for scone, ketchup for chips] Yes

- supermarkets making customer find £1 coin for trolley Yes

- napkins which don`t absorb Yes

- street questionnaires Yes

- charities embarassing people to sign up to direct debit Yes

- time share scams Yes

 

HABITS:

- trying to open the door or emergency window on airplane Yes

 

POLITICS:

- ducking the question Yes


 

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LATEST NOMINATIONS FOR ROOM 101

 

My votes as follows: 

 

02 COMMUNITY: Off Topic

- cricket as subject for wordsearch  No

- golf as subject for wordsearch Yes

- geography as subject for wordsearch No

- dance moves as subject for wordsearch No

 

DRIVING/PARKING:

- parking across two parking bays Yes

- vehicles not using indicators Yes

- hogging the middle lane of a motorway Yes

- "undertaking" [overtaking on the inside lane] Yes

- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bays Yes

- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junction Yes

- not obeying rules on entering a roundabout Yes

- not being in crown of the road to turn right Yes

- not using bell on bicycle as warning Yes

 

COMPANIES/PRODUCTS:

- charging for trivial items [e.g. butter for scone, ketchup for chips] Yes

- supermarkets making customer find £1 coin for trolley Yes

- napkins which don`t absorb Yes

- street questionnaires Yes

- charities embarassing people to sign up to direct debit Yes

- time share scams Yes

 

HABITS:

- trying to open the door or emergency window on airplane Yes

 

POLITICS:

- ducking the question Yes


 


 

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My votes:

 

02 COMMUNITY: Off Topic

- cricket as subject for wordsearch NO
- golf as subject for wordsearch NO
- geography as subject for wordsearch NO
- dance moves as subject for wordsearch - YES

 

DRIVING/PARKING:
- parking across two parking bays - YES
- vehicles not using indicators - YES
- hogging the middle lane of a motorway - YES
- "undertaking" [overtaking on the inside lane] - YES
- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bays - YES
- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junction - YES
- not obeying rules on entering a roundabout - YES
- not being in crown of the road to turn right - YES
- not using bell on bicycle as warning - YES

 

COMPANIES/PRODUCTS:
- charging for trivial items [e.g. butter for scone, ketchup for chips] - YES
- supermarkets making customer find £1 coin for trolley - NO (charging for trolleys stops them from appearing all over the streets)
- napkins which don`t absorb - YES
- street questionnaires - YES
- charities embarassing people to sign up to direct debit - YES
- time share scams - YES

 

HABITS:
- trying to open the door or emergency window on airplane - YES

 

POLITICS:
- ducking the question - YES

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My votes:

 

02 COMMUNITY: Off Topic

- cricket as subject for wordsearch NO
- golf as subject for wordsearch NO
- geography as subject for wordsearch NO
- dance moves as subject for wordsearch - NO

 

DRIVING/PARKING:
- parking across two parking bays - YES
- vehicles not using indicators - YES
- hogging the middle lane of a motorway - YES
- "undertaking" [overtaking on the inside lane] - NO
- non-disabled parking in disabled parking bays - NO
- not obeying rules on yellow boxes at junction - YES
- not obeying rules on entering a roundabout - YES
- not being in crown of the road to turn right - YES
- not using bell on bicycle as warning - NO (just say "excuse me"

 

COMPANIES/PRODUCTS:
- charging for trivial items [e.g. butter for scone, ketchup for chips] - YES
- supermarkets making customer find £1 coin for trolley - NO
- napkins which don`t absorb - YES
- street questionnaires - YES
- charities embarassing people to sign up to direct debit - YES
- time share scams - YES

 

HABITS:
- trying to open the door or emergency window on airplane - YES

 

POLITICS:
- ducking the question - YES

 

 

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