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Just so us iPhone non-users don't feel left out

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I thought I'd post this lighthearted thread for those who feel left out.

 

I've just ordered my fortnightly shop from Tesco.

 

I wonder if it will be delivered on Saturday morning or will the van break down ?

 

If it does I hope they don't send it on Yodel, what are the chances of that happening do you think ?

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ROFL ! Smiley LOL

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@O2MACH2 wrote:

@perksie wrote:

 

I suggest you recycle your mower and pay more attention to the F1 qualifying! Smiley LOL

 


I was paying attention to F1 qualifying.......although it's only a Flymo-type mower I went into the right hander at Turn 11 just a little too quickly and lost the back end coming out of the left hander Turn 12 and that's when the worm copped it.


I presume the safety mower was called into action for a couple of laps while the wasted worm debris was removed!

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Right that's it, he starts from the back of the grid now! wink

 

Cause - Unwarranted wormicide!

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Disqualification surely? Total disregard for the safety of track officials!

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I didn't realise, his little yellow high visibilty jacket was in so many pieces................

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Black Flag!
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