Just so us iPhone non-users don't feel left out

[Anonymous]

I thought I'd post this lighthearted thread for those who feel left out.

I've just ordered my fortnightly shop from Tesco.

I wonder if it will be delivered on Saturday morning or will the van break down ?

If it does I hope they don't send it on Yodel, what are the chances of that happening do you think ?

[perksie]

ROFL !

[jonsie]

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@O2MACH2 wrote:

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@perksie wrote:

I suggest you recycle your mower and pay more attention to the F1 qualifying!

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I was paying attention to F1 qualifying.......although it's only a Flymo-type mower I went into the right hander at Turn 11 just a little too quickly and lost the back end coming out of the left hander Turn 12 and that's when the worm copped it.

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I presume the safety mower was called into action for a couple of laps while the wasted worm debris was removed!

[perksie]

Right that's it, he starts from the back of the grid now!

Cause - Unwarranted wormicide!

[jonsie]

Disqualification surely? Total disregard for the safety of track officials!

[perksie]

I didn't realise, his little yellow high visibilty jacket was in so many pieces................

[Anonymous]

Black Flag!