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Jokes to make you cringe!

jonsie
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So....we've all heard them, jokes so bad you just want to slap someone for having the nerve to tell them! Let's hear your worst but keep them clean:smileywink:

 

To start off...first time I heard this was tonight so I don't know how old it is.....

 

A Frog goes into a bank & goes to the cashier's window,...
He sees the name of the teller is Patricia Whack, so he says "Good morning Miss Whack, I would like a loan of £30,000 please" !!...

Cashier says "I would need to see proof of who you are" !!

The frog replies "Its OK, my name is Kermit Jagger. the manager knows me, I'm the son of Mick Jagger" !!

With that the frog took out of his pocket a tiny pocelain figure of an elephant & says "Just show that to the manager and it will be OK." !!
Patty (the cashier) went to see the boss to explain the situation, and showed him the elephant...
The Manager looked up and said to her.....
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone" !!!..........

 

How bad is that!?

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perksie
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Strange sense of humour! Smiley Indifferent

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some of them are a bit out there lol, sadly i dont do innocent, clean jokes... 

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Anonymous
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@Anonymous wrote:

some of them are a bit out there lol, sadly i dont do innocent, clean jokes... 


Can't repeat any of mineSmiley Very Happy

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I can see The Mod's watching this thread like a hawk.Smiley LOL

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@sheepdog wrote:

I can see The Mod's watching this thread like a hawk.Smiley LOL


your old friend still lurking about is heSmiley Very Happy

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