on 28-01-2013 01:00
So....we've all heard them, jokes so bad you just want to slap someone for having the nerve to tell them! Let's hear your worst but keep them clean:smileywink:
To start off...first time I heard this was tonight so I don't know how old it is.....
A Frog goes into a bank & goes to the cashier's window,...
He sees the name of the teller is Patricia Whack, so he says "Good morning Miss Whack, I would like a loan of £30,000 please" !!...
Cashier says "I would need to see proof of who you are" !!
The frog replies "Its OK, my name is Kermit Jagger. the manager knows me, I'm the son of Mick Jagger" !!
With that the frog took out of his pocket a tiny pocelain figure of an elephant & says "Just show that to the manager and it will be OK." !!
Patty (the cashier) went to see the boss to explain the situation, and showed him the elephant...
The Manager looked up and said to her.....
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone" !!!..........
How bad is that!?
on 28-01-2013 14:45
on 28-01-2013 14:45
Strange sense of humour!
on 28-01-2013 15:27
some of them are a bit out there lol, sadly i dont do innocent, clean jokes...
on 28-01-2013 17:00
@Anonymous wrote:some of them are a bit out there lol, sadly i dont do innocent, clean jokes...
Can't repeat any of mine
on 28-01-2013 19:25
on 28-01-2013 19:25
I can see The Mod's watching this thread like a hawk.
on 28-01-2013 22:40