Jokes to make you cringe!

[jonsie]

So....we've all heard them, jokes so bad you just want to slap someone for having the nerve to tell them! Let's hear your worst but keep them clean:smileywink:

To start off...first time I heard this was tonight so I don't know how old it is.....

A Frog goes into a bank & goes to the cashier's window,...
He sees the name of the teller is Patricia Whack, so he says "Good morning Miss Whack, I would like a loan of £30,000 please" !!...

Cashier says "I would need to see proof of who you are" !!

The frog replies "Its OK, my name is Kermit Jagger. the manager knows me, I'm the son of Mick Jagger" !!

With that the frog took out of his pocket a tiny pocelain figure of an elephant & says "Just show that to the manager and it will be OK." !!
Patty (the cashier) went to see the boss to explain the situation, and showed him the elephant...
The Manager looked up and said to her.....
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the Frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone" !!!..........

How bad is that!?

[Toby]

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Cringe! haha

[Anonymous]

Oh no, that's just terrible

[MI5]

Another 2 mins of my life wasted that I'll never get back.......

[Anonymous]

Whats the difference between snow men and snow ladies??




Snowballs.....



Sorry guys!!

[Anonymous]

That's not even worth commenting on as its so bad

[Anonymous]

hahaha!!! 

[MI5]

Q. What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?


A. You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo....

[Anonymous]

A tramp walks into a jewellers, puts his hands down his trousers and starts playing with his bum.

The sales assistant shouts at him

"Stop what you're doing and get out"

The tramp says,

"You want to make your minds up you've a sign on the window that says come inside and pick your ring in comfort."

[jonsie]

Truly awful!