International Joke Day 2020 😂

LukasB · ‎01-07-2020

Knock Knock , who’s there? It’s international joke day today and I thought we should make a thread for it. As life is more than grim these days we should look on the brighter side of life for a day and share a laugh!

Where would any of us be without jokes and laughter to brighten our spirits? It can help any situation. This July 1, we invite you to take some time out of your day to recognize the important job humor plays in keeping stress at bay, building relationships, and bringing levity to a world that badly needs it.

So in honour of this noble attempt to get the globe giggling I want to see your one-liners and rib ticklers - no matter how good or bad they are 😂

"Doctor, doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."

The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and then examine him.

"Is it serious, doctor?"

“I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."

What are your favourite jokes? Do you have a classic that cracks everyone up? I want to hear it. Show me your punchlines!

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Cleoriff · ‎01-07-2020

A groan with this one...

Veritas Numquam Perit

Mi-Amigo · ‎01-07-2020

Knock knock

Who`s there?

Amos

Amos who?

A mosquito

Knock knock

Who`s there?

Yeti

Yeti who?

Yeti `nother mosquito

Knock knock

Who`s there

Stella

Stella who?

Stella `nother mosquito

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

gmarkj · ‎01-07-2020

One of my daughter's favorites:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annoying interrupting duck
Annoying interrupt...
Quack!

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LukasB · ‎01-07-2020

@gmarkj @Mi-Amigo @Cleoriff LOVE THEM HAHAH! Keep them coming please

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Mi-Amigo · ‎01-07-2020

@gmarkj wrote:
One of my daughter's favorites:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Annoying interrupting duck
Annoying interrupt...
Quack!

Love it @gmarkj

thank your daughter

- not heard it before

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

Bambino · ‎01-07-2020

Knock knock.

Who's there?

FBI.

FB…

We're asking the questions here.

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Mi-Amigo · ‎01-07-2020

A topical one... [straight off the interweb]

Q: Why can't you get tea at Manchester City`s Stadium?

A: All the mugs are on the field and the cup is at Anfield

Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

LukasB · ‎01-07-2020

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Candice
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?!

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Martin-O2 · ‎01-07-2020

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

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