I don't believe it :)

[Anonymous]

I buy packs of "poo bags" so I can clean up after Minky (good citizen that I am) but I'd never felt the need or urge to read the blurb printed on the packaging - until yesterday (it was a choice between that and doing the ironing). 

On the back of the box are the usual "warnings" and amongst the obvious ones about not giving poo bags to babies to play with (who does that - really?) there is one "warning" that reads...

"Allow hot items to cool before placing in the bag"

I know she's done some steamers in her time and none of what comes out is exactly pleasant but she's never actually produced anything that was capable of melting plastic or needed to be picked up using tongues and oven gloves.

It's gets better - the next warning says...

"Sharp objects must be wrapped before placing in the bag"

What on earth do they think Minky is ejecting - nails and broken glass?

Poor thing - no wonder she has that look of intense concentration when she doing her business - her backside is apparently capable of producing molten lava and razor blades in equal measure. 

Minky's bum is now officially a weapon of mass destruction - I'm expecting the UN to send someone round to search her any day now.  Not a problem - except for them getting even more confused than usual cos she's got four elbows

[jonsie]

Well that's set me up nicely for the evening meal!

[version7point0]

I just got a few strange looks after laughing a tad too loud at this.

[perksie]

Oh please no!

[Liquid]

Brilliant:)

[Anonymous]

Fantastic thread, Pete. Got a couple of weird looks from laughing out loud too... loud

Thanks for that!
Leonard

[Anonymous]

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@Anonymous wrote:
Fantastic thread, Pete. Got a couple of weird looks from laughing out loud too... loud

Thanks for that!
Leonard

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Oh god, that's so hilarious

[jonsie]

Got me bursting into the famous Abba song...♫ Souper Pooper ♫

[sheepdog]

On the same subject...I read an article about strange things in car manuals that you shouldn't do. The best, from the Canada version of the Toyota Yaris, was: do not attach a snowplough to the front. 

[jonsie]

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@sheepdog wrote:

On the same subject...I read an article about strange things in car manuals that you shouldn't do. The best, from the Canada version of the Toyota Yaris, was: do not attach a snowplough to the front. 

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Classic!

How about the warning on sleeping pills....CAUTION - may cause drowsiness!