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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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On a related note:
I bought some CR2032 batteries and noticed that they now have a pattern of coloured dots on one side. Google revealed that the dots are ink, that dissolve in saliva, therefore providing a visual warning that someone has swallowed a battery. So I licked one. My tongue was blue for two days.
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I was feeling a bit blue one day and my friend Paul came over to cheer me up.
We sat and talked about things for awhile, but he's pretty awkward when the conversation gets personal.
Eventually he got up and walked to the other side of the room.
He grabbed a bottle of Glenmorangie from the drinks table and held it up. I said, “What are you doing? I don't think drinking my sorrows away is going to help."
He replied, "I'm lifting your spirits.”
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@pgn wrote:I was feeling a bit blue one day and my friend Paul came over to cheer me up.
We sat and talked about things for awhile, but he's pretty awkward when the conversation gets personal.Eventually he got up and walked to the other side of the room.
He grabbed a bottle of Glenmorangie from the drinks table and held it up. I said, “What are you doing? I don't think drinking my sorrows away is going to help."
He replied, "I'm lifting your spirits.”
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Oh just brilliant @pgn 😂
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Lol 🤣🤣
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What is the difference between Saint George and Santa’s reindeer?
One slays a dragon, the others drag a sleigh.
What's the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath?
One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
A farmer strolled over to visit his neighbour, and, finding him dancing naked in the workshop in front of assorted mechanical farm equipment shouted, "Whoa! What are you doing?!"
His neighbour replied, "Well, me and the wife haven't been getting on too great in the bedroom lately, and our therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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@pgn wrote:I was feeling a bit blue one day and my friend Paul came over to cheer me up.
We sat and talked about things for awhile, but he's pretty awkward when the conversation gets personal.Eventually he got up and walked to the other side of the room.
He grabbed a bottle of Glenmorangie from the drinks table and held it up. I said, “What are you doing? I don't think drinking my sorrows away is going to help."
He replied, "I'm lifting your spirits.”
👌
Sounds like he's a real good friend 😂
