Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[Cleoriff]

Really comical @pgn 😂

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

When a woman began having labour pains, she and her husband went to the hospital to have the baby delivered.

The doctor told them he had invented a new machine that would automatically transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father and asked if the husband was willing to try it out.

Both the husband and wife were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob at 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But, as labour progressed, the doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this, the doctor decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

The husband said his goodbyes and left his wife and new child at the hospital, heading home for a celebratory tipple. When he got home, after parking the car in the drive, he found the milkman, his face frozen in a rictus of pain, dead on the front doorstep.

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Excellent @pgn ! 🤣🤣🤣

[pgn]

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

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🤣🤣🤣

[pgn]

Two nuns were walking down the street and noticed a man was following them.

Sister Michael, the older and wiser nun, said to the young naïve Sister Patrick, "See that road junction ahead? You go left and I'll go right: he can't follow us both. We'll meet back at the Abbey."

The nuns parted company and the man followed Sister Michael. Some time later, Sister Patrick was anxiously waiting at the Abbey when Sister Michael returned alone.

"Thank the Lord you are alright!" exclaimed Sister Patrick. "But what happened to that man?”

"Well," replied Sister Michael, "After a few minutes, I stopped and pulled up my dress."

Sister Patrick stared in shock.

"Then," continued Sister Michael, "he stopped and pulled down his trousers."

Sister Patrick gasped. "Oh Sister, why would you let him do that?"

"Because," explained Sister Michael, "a nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his trousers down.”

😁

[Oxonian]

Excellent ! 🤣

[jonsie]

🤣🤣🤣

[Cleoriff]

Just brilliant @pgn 😂

[pgn]

One Sunday, 4 women were talking about their sons over coffee after Mass.
Madeleine said, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Father.’

Pauline said, “My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Grace.’”

Louise smirked and said, “My son is a Cardinal. When he walks into a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence.’”

Florence quietly sipped her coffee, while the other three gave her a “well, what about you?” look so she finally said,

“My son is a handsome, well-built 6’3” firefighter. When he walks into a room everyone says ‘Oh. My. God.”

[Oxonian]

Excellent @pgn ! 👍