Friday's Funny Finding

[pgn]

If Technology teaches us anything... 

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best. 

[jonsie]

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@pgn wrote:

Very good 😂

Meanwhile, a little known fact:
Neil Diamond
used to be called
Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.

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Who knew? 😂

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

Very good 😂

Meanwhile, a little known fact:
Neil Diamond
used to be called
Neil Coal until the pressure got to him.

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🤣🤣🤣

[Oxonian]

[pgn]

Watch out for the face flannel...

[Oxonian]

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@pgn wrote:

Watch out for the face flannel...

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🤣🤣🤣

[MI5]

I went shopping today in Asda and i was behind a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things.

The granddad is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, Paul , we won’t be long . . . easy boy.”

Another outburst and I heard the granddad calmly say : “It’s okay Paul . Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there, boy.”

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the trolley. Granddad says again in a controlled voice : “Paul, Paul , relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool Paul .”

Well, i was really impressed, so i went outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. I said to the Grandad “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Paul is very lucky to have you as his granddad.”

“Thanks,” said the Granddad. “But I am Paul. The little *******’s name is Kevin.”

[Cleoriff]

Just brilliant 😂🤣

[Oxonian]

I didn't see that one coming ! 🤣🤣🤣

[pgn]

Haha, very good, that one!🤣

[MI5]

A fireman was working on the engine

outside the station, when he noticed a

little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog

and her cat. The fireman walked over to

take a closer and said, "That sure is

a nice fire engine." The little girl replied,

"Thanks." The fireman looked a little

closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dogs collar and to the cats testicles. The fireman said, "Little partner, I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you tie that rope around the cats collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl paused for a moment then replied,

"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."