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If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.
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He's as deaf as a post! 😂
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony days until summer?
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This week, so I've been told!😂
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Ah, parenthood 🤣
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A relatively innocent young couple married and celebrated their wedding night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
In the morning, the man went into the bathroom for a shower but could not find a towel when he got out of the shower.
Opening the door a fraction, he asked his wife to please bring a towel from the bedroom. When she opened the door to hand him the towel, she saw his entire body naked for the first time. Her eyes went up and down and just below midway they stopped.
She asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also shy, thought for a minute and said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
She burst into tears and asked,
“Is that all we have left?”
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- What's a cat's favorite instrument? Purr-cussion.
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@pgn wrote:A relatively innocent young couple married and celebrated their wedding night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long.
In the morning, the man went into the bathroom for a shower but could not find a towel when he got out of the shower.
Opening the door a fraction, he asked his wife to please bring a towel from the bedroom. When she opened the door to hand him the towel, she saw his entire body naked for the first time. Her eyes went up and down and just below midway they stopped.
She asked shyly, "What's that?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.
He, also shy, thought for a minute and said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."
She burst into tears and asked,
“Is that all we have left?”
That made me laugh @pgn 😂
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This one has to be read slowly...
My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike.
So she went to a doctor, who told her it wasn’t uncommon because absinthe makes the fart go Honda.
😖
