on 26-03-2013 19:13
If only there was a General Help & Guides section...
Here are the Qs & As I see most often.
Q: When making a phone call, I can't hear the person and they can hardly hear me.
A: You have the phone upside down. The square/round button goes at the bottom.
Q: I used my new phone to bang in some nails and now the screen is smashed.
A: You need rubber nails, readily available at your local hardware store. While you're there, ask for a long stand, some tartan paint and a left-handed screwdriver.
Q: I put Keys on my computer but cannot connect my phone, the keys just fell off and are now down the back of the computer desk.
A: You need to use Yale type keys, the mortice type are not compatible.
Q: My phone is constantly freezing.
A: Take your phone out of the freezer.
Q: On my iPhone, I could access the last 7 elves I spoke to on a Tuesday when there was a full moon.
A: You don't have an iPhone anymore. Get over it.
Q: All the photos I took over the last two years have been accidentally deleted, what should I do?
A: Lift up your hand and slap yourself on the forehead, get a hot flush, say "OH NOOOOOOOO".
Q: My old Nokia 4134582670 lasted four days on a charge but my new Galaxy lasts only a day. That's stupid.
A: What's stupid is expecting a mini computer to sip power from it's battery the same as that dumb old relic with a tiny screen. Really?
Q: I tried to follow Onan but my sister-in-law slapped me across the face.
A: Er. You need to use Odin. Onan was, er, Er's, er, brother. Er.
Q: Who invented liquid and why?
A: I don't know, but it's always a good idea to have an emergency credit card.
on 26-03-2013 20:19
on 26-03-2013 20:19
cool but hilarious at the same time
26-03-2013 20:30 - edited 26-03-2013 20:31
26-03-2013 20:30 - edited 26-03-2013 20:31
on 26-03-2013 20:52
on 26-03-2013 20:52
on 26-03-2013 21:43
on 26-03-2013 21:43
on 26-03-2013 22:08
on 26-03-2013 22:08
brilliant, must spend more time on here ......
on 26-03-2013 23:46
on 26-03-2013 23:51
on 26-03-2013 23:51
Post of the year so far, brilliant!
on 26-03-2013 23:53
on 26-03-2013 23:53
@MI5 wrote:
I thought I'd update some of their answers for them
They'll be using those on Twitter tomorrow!!:smileyhappy:
on 26-03-2013 23:57
on 26-03-2013 23:57