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Pipstop78
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Where do Santa's reindeer stop for a coffee?  Star-bucks!  What do Santa's elves learn in school? The elf-abet 🎄🎁

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pgn
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Santa had a problem with his elves going off sick in the run-up to Christmas.

 

OK now though, Santa had to get a better elf-insurance policy wink

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RafaC
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Want to learn the elf-abet too @Pipstop78, nice one 😂

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Cleoriff
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Very funny @Pipstop78 😂

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Girl in a jacket
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TallTrees
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Great to have a good laugh @Pipstop78 

Thank you TallTrees



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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Enlli
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What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus!

This is not O2 and we are all customers here similar to yourself and cannot answer account type queries.
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RafaC
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@Enlli 🤣

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Good uns @Pipstop78 and @Enlli 😂

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Girl in a jacket


Some people see things as they are and ask "Why?"; I dream of things that never were and ask "Why not?"
Robert Kennedy.

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TallTrees
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What do you get when you cross a

  Snowman with a Vampire?

Frostbite       🥶   🥶  😱  😱

 



HAPPINESS IS BEE SHAPED

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pgn
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Why don't Polar bears eat Penguins?

 

They can't get the wrappers off... 😂

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