A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Cleoriff Level 86: Prestigious]

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it....

[anticpated Level 28: Ingenious]

"You're mad!" said the pyschopath to the crazy man.

[MI5 Level 94: Supreme]

- Is this the optimists' club?
- Yes, it is.
- How many members are there?
- With you, we're only 998 short of 1000.

[anticpated Level 28: Ingenious]

A horse walks into the bar.

The barman asks "Why the long face, partn'r?"

The horse retorts "Evolution".

[MI5 Level 94: Supreme]

In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.

[anticpated Level 28: Ingenious]

@MI5 clásico

[MI5 Level 94: Supreme]

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

[Cleoriff Level 86: Prestigious]

If at first you don't succeed....don't try sky diving

[Anonymous]

I farmer said "ive got 68 sheep, will you help me round them up?"

I said "yeah 70"!!

[Anonymous]

You don't need a parachute for skydiving. You only need one if you want to sky-dive more than once.