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Cleoriff
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎06-12-2014 08:02

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it....

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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎06-12-2014 20:35

"You're mad!" said the pyschopath to the crazy man.

Leave your candy-colored cans in the toy chest and try a pair of proper headphones.
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎06-12-2014 20:42

- Is this the optimists' club?
- Yes, it is.
- How many members are there?
- With you, we're only 998 short of 1000.
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎07-12-2014 16:19

A horse walks into the bar.

 

The barman asks "Why the long face, partn'r?"

 

The horse retorts "Evolution".

 

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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎07-12-2014 16:49

In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎07-12-2014 19:34

@MI5 clásico

Leave your candy-colored cans in the toy chest and try a pair of proper headphones.
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎07-12-2014 19:37

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎08-12-2014 08:18

If at first you don't succeed....don't try sky diving Happy Dance

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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎08-12-2014 08:48

I farmer said "ive got 68 sheep, will you help me round them up?"

 

I said "yeah 70"!!

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Re: A Potato Amnesty!!!

on ‎08-12-2014 09:37

You don't need a parachute for skydiving. You only need one if you want to sky-dive more than once.
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