A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 59

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

pgn · ‎23-05-2018

What's Postman Pat called on holiday? Pat...

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Cleoriff · ‎23-05-2018

@MI5 wrote:
That won't be there in the morning

No it wont ...but too late...I have already spat tea over the PC screen...(I could add more but best to just leave it there)

Veritas Numquam Perit

MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he’s only got his shelf to blame.

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pgn · ‎23-05-2018

Another one to have disappeared by 9am:

The local flasher exposed himself to these three old biddies in the park the other day. One had a stroke, the other two weren't quick enough.

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Cleoriff · ‎23-05-2018

Oh FGS....my laptop will be ruined

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — but we haven’t got a gig yet.

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pgn · ‎23-05-2018

Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said: Oo, oo, oo, aah aah. The other replied: Well, put some cold in it then.

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MI5 · ‎23-05-2018

Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common.

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Glory1 · ‎23-05-2018

Never mind your PC @Cleoriff my rather late supper just hit the TV screen 😂🤣

Absolutely useless at jokes myself but I'm loving the posts and particularly glad I caught the ones that won't be here in the morning.

Lover of all things Samsung. Currently using Samsung Galaxy S10 Plus 128gb