Re: A Potato Amnesty!!! - Page 10

Anonymous · ‎03-12-2014

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

Cleoriff · ‎06-12-2014

I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it....

Veritas Numquam Perit

anticpated · ‎06-12-2014

"You're mad!" said the pyschopath to the crazy man.

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MI5 · ‎06-12-2014

- Is this the optimists' club?
- Yes, it is.
- How many members are there?
- With you, we're only 998 short of 1000.

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anticpated · ‎07-12-2014

A horse walks into the bar.

The barman asks "Why the long face, partn'r?"

The horse retorts "Evolution".

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MI5 · ‎07-12-2014

In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.

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anticpated · ‎07-12-2014

@MI5 clásico

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MI5 · ‎07-12-2014

The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"

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Cleoriff · ‎08-12-2014

If at first you don't succeed....don't try sky diving

Veritas Numquam Perit

Anonymous · ‎08-12-2014

I farmer said "ive got 68 sheep, will you help me round them up?"

I said "yeah 70"!!

Anonymous · ‎08-12-2014

You don't need a parachute for skydiving. You only need one if you want to sky-dive more than once.