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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it....

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"You're mad!" said the pyschopath to the crazy man.

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- Is this the optimists' club?
- Yes, it is.
- How many members are there?
- With you, we're only 998 short of 1000.
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A horse walks into the bar.

 

The barman asks "Why the long face, partn'r?"

 

The horse retorts "Evolution".

 

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In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
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The next time there's an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
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If at first you don't succeed....don't try sky diving Happy Dance

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I farmer said "ive got 68 sheep, will you help me round them up?"

 

I said "yeah 70"!!

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You don't need a parachute for skydiving. You only need one if you want to sky-dive more than once.
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