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A Potato Amnesty!!!

Anonymous
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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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I've just read a book that got me so angry i used it for toilet paper.....now i'm not allowed to use the Kindle!!

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MI5
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I sign into Facebook once a week to "like" my wife's status updates, so don't tell me that married people don't communicate.
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We do seem to be descending into the realms of scatology!  Confused

 

Urgent Edit!   That remark has NOTHING whatever to do with @MI5 's communications with his other half.

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Has anyone got a picture of me from really far away.......i know its a long shot!!!

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@Anonymous wrote:

Has anyone got a picture of me from really far away.......i know its a long shot!!!


Love it!  Very clever word play.

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Marks & Spencer has just sent me a text advertising their new bondage gear.....not just any S&M SMS but a M&S S&M SMS!!!

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All I know for sure is one of us is right and one of us is you.
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I hope I get some xmas vouchers for the pound shop this year.

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Had to post this....I pinched it from a friend. It made me laugh out loud LOL

 

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Now you're spreading things.

 

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