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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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@Anonymous wrote:

@viridis wrote:
Oh you mean ____
You two fell out or summit?

Oh not at all - nothing as serious as that.  Maybe the word I was looking for was "Imperial"   wink

 

 


Why did they call him spud instead of crisp???

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My mate always manages to avoid all the buscuits i throw at him.....the jammy dodger!!

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Life is a bit like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later, you're gonna get pee'd off

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@viridis wrote:

Life is a bit like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later, you're gonna get pee'd off


Unfortunately....

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@jonsie wrote:

 

 


Why did they call him spud instead of crisp???


That will have to remain one of life's insoluble mysteries!

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I used to have a pet claypigeon......unfortunately i called him Paul!!

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My wifes leaving me because of my addition to antidepressents....i wont be needing them anymore then!!

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Him: I love you.
Her: Is that you or the beer talking?
Him: That's me...talking to the beer.
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