A Potato Amnesty!!!

[Anonymous]

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

[jonsie]

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@Anonymous wrote:

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@viridis wrote:
Oh you mean ____
You two fell out or summit?

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Oh not at all - nothing as serious as that.  Maybe the word I was looking for was "Imperial"  

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Why did they call him spud instead of crisp???

[Anonymous]

My mate always manages to avoid all the buscuits i throw at him.....the jammy dodger!!

[MI5]

You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass.

[viridis]

Life is a bit like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later, you're gonna get pee'd off

[jonsie]

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@viridis wrote:

Life is a bit like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat, sooner or later, you're gonna get pee'd off

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Unfortunately....

[Anonymous]

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@jonsie wrote:

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Why did they call him spud instead of crisp???

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That will have to remain one of life's insoluble mysteries!

[Anonymous]

I used to have a pet claypigeon......unfortunately i called him Paul!!

[MI5]

I don't like to be difficult but I'm good at it.

[Anonymous]

My wifes leaving me because of my addition to antidepressents....i wont be needing them anymore then!!

[MI5]

Him: I love you.
Her: Is that you or the beer talking?
Him: That's me...talking to the beer.