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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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viridis
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Dunno, think it includes spuds.
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@viridis wrote:
Dunno, think it includes spuds.

Oh no!!   Please don't tell the Imperious Co-Ordinator or I will be getting another threatening PM.  Crazy

 

 

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Imperious co-ordinator?
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Oh you mean ____
You two fell out or summit?
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Somebody complemented me on my driving today....they left a message on my window saying "parking fine"!!!

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Make everyone tense by insisting they relax.
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@viridis wrote:
Oh you mean ____
You two fell out or summit?

Oh not at all - nothing as serious as that.  Maybe the word I was looking for was "Imperial"   wink

 

 

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'Tis the season to have your life choices mocked at the dinner table.
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I haven't watched a cowboy film in ages.....its all quiet on the Western front!!

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The holiday season is a time for family…but let’s try to enjoy it anyway.
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