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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what’s telling me that.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard
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Gonna sell my hoover, it's just collecting dust.
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Gonna put the dishwasher on ebay, won't let me list live stock.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down.......
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Lol
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I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was "Shout For Help"
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Now THAT one made me spit take....LOL

Veritas Numquam Perit

Girl in a jacket
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
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