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A Potato Amnesty!!!

Anonymous
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

on ‎03-12-2014 16:10

NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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on ‎03-12-2014 16:36

on ‎03-12-2014 16:36

The dustbin one, but it's rubbish !
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:41

on ‎03-12-2014 16:41

I come from a very musical family.....we used to live in a flat!!

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on ‎03-12-2014 16:45

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I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.
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on ‎03-12-2014 16:57

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Whats E.T. short for?......he has little legs!!

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on ‎03-12-2014 16:59

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If all is not lost , where is it ?
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Anonymous
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on ‎03-12-2014 17:01

on ‎03-12-2014 17:01

I rang up my local ramblers club.....this guy just talked and talked and talked!

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on ‎03-12-2014 17:21

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.....
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on ‎03-12-2014 18:11

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Hedgehogs......why don't they just share the hedge?
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on ‎03-12-2014 18:15

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My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely.
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