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A FUNNY for To-day

TallTrees
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Two little boys, David and Danny, are excessively mischievous.


They are always getting into trouble and their mother knows if any mischief occurs in their town, her two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.


The mother sent Danny in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down asking him sternly, "Do you know where God is son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.

The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and went into his room, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother finally found him, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time! GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

 

 



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Cleoriff
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joy Very good @TallTrees 

We could have started another one sentence story with that intro.  Happy Dance

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TallTrees
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Hey @Cleoriff ....like the idea of the one liners🙃

Glad it gave you a laugh @Anonymous  and @jonsie 

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TallTrees
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I am pleased you enjoyed the funny @pgn 



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