Dear Tech Support

MI5 — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 21:06:41 GMT

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution
was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make
matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a
shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus
in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeS*xPlus and CleanHouse2017. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I
found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any
mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0′s memory and
could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had
forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and
Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can’t be turned off. Recently I’ve been tempted to install
Mistress 18, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has
alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 18, it
tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Please help !

Re: Dear Tech Support

jonsie — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 21:12:05 GMT

Emigrate... Mate... Before it's too late... 😂 😂 😂

Re: Dear Tech Support

anticpated — Sat, 11 Nov 2017 21:51:18 GMT

I dare not give advice as all my anecdotes get deemed unsuitable.

Re: Dear Tech Support

Beenherebefore — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 00:26:40 GMT

If you download and go into Closet > Settings > Advanced > Optional Features, all conflicts will go away immediately.

Re: Dear Tech Support

Cleoriff — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 07:16:46 GMT

Errrmmmm...what to say? Run for the hills....All of us...we are doomed

Re: Dear Tech Support

pgn — Sun, 12 Nov 2017 18:24:28 GMT

Brilliant, I really enjoyed that! Only advice I can give is to uninstall yourself first, preferably to somewhere with no deportation arrangement with your currently-installed base.

Reminds me of these classic prank PA announcements...

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