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Cats & Dogs

Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 17:23:35 GMT

C comes before D in the alphabet

Looks like something the cat's dragged in / Looks like a dog's breakfast

A cat may look at a king / A dog is man's best friend

Dogs come when called / Cats have ansaphones

Cats crap / Dogs doody

Dogs have masters / Cats have staff / All pigs are equal

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MI5 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 17:54:11 GMT

I have a mouse in my loft which my Yorkshire Terrier has failed to catch, so I need a decent mouser right now

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 17:59:40 GMT

let's talk what you are offerring in the way of 'up front cash' @MI5 & then we can do a deal on you having my cat Marty for a limited period of time - remember he is a proven 'mouser'= of course as I can't drive, you will have to come 'up North' to collect & return him :womanvery-happy:

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MI5 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 18:06:49 GMT

Can you not just put him on a train and I'll pick him up from the station?

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Cleoriff — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 18:08:19 GMT

Oh he wont have to go that far Jane...I live much closer than you and have 3 of the little 'mousers'......

I wouldn't miss one and that's for sure

Offer on the table ....so beat that lady....

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anticpated — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:34:38 GMT

@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:35:49 GMT

you guys do me in @MI5 & @Cleoriff

aye lad my mouser cat Marty would be alright in his cat carrier = it'd have to be 1st class of course from Leeds train station = I could get him to there by local train from Skipton to Leeds *chuff chuff sounds*

& we could do the same for the return of my handsome big boy Marty ginger/white cat

wotcha deal have you 2 got on the table then?

cards on the table of course - face up

seriously MI5 have you thought of trying the bl**ding obvious ie mouse traps

I got 3 of the blighters in the sink unit & Marty got the last one around the back of the washer :womanvery-happy:

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:38:26 GMT

@anticpated wrote:
@Anonymous The fact I'm worried should worry you and everyone else even more than you first thought.

I worry about you too @anticpated but eh-by-gum lad you sure do put a smile on my face lolz

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MI5 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:39:44 GMT

Mouse traps !!

Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:41:36 GMT

@MI5 wrote:
Mouse traps !!
Yeah seriously, I've just topped them up with chocolate spread

nah it's peanut butter you need to use = trust me

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MI5 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:42:41 GMT

Only got choc spread

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 19:47:30 GMT

nutella?

hey, anything is better than cheese so says the man in the independent hardware/diy shop in town = jam is good he said, but the traps I bought from him came ready baited with a small amount of peanut butter - crunchy or smooth I don't know, I suppose smooth ..... just try your best, man ..... & do not put your pet Yorkshire Terrier up in the loft again, or I'll have the RSPCA onto you

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Anonymous — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:00:17 GMT

You can borrow my cat Rich, he's really good with catching mice but only if you give me what's left of your chocolate spread

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jonsie — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:29:10 GMT

You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

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Cleoriff — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:32:05 GMT

@jonsie wrote:
You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

What...and just taking random pot shots @jonsie ...

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MI5 — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 20:32:40 GMT

So many offers and advice.....
Now what to do......

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perksie — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:01:08 GMT

@jonsie wrote:
You can have hours of fun perched in the loft with an air-rifle Rich

Use a shot gun, much more fun!

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Beenherebefore — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 21:25:35 GMT

Just aim away from any water tanks or the mice will drown and that's a cruel death.

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Anonymous — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 16:34:26 GMT

......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...

I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!

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Cleoriff — Sun, 29 Mar 2015 16:49:07 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
......and of course O2 wants us all to be more dog...

I keep seeing their latest advert, the Refresh one, there's no escape from the cat that wants to be a dog!

As a cat lover @Anonymous I can't think of one cat that would ever want to be a dog...

In fact I love the way O2 have actually given that freak in the adverts....a dogs body with a cats head and brain...