https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822895#M333960 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64441iD417EC62CE4BD965/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" alt="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 18:55:53 GMT Cleoriff 2025-12-23T18:55:53Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822818#M333933 <P><STRONG>Cleaning and sweeping leaves and cutting bushes ..</STRONG></P><P>I thought they are all so pretty so put a few together and made a display in a jug and a few to&nbsp;<SPAN>jolly up a table basket&nbsp;</SPAN></P><P>Hope you like it <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:">😁</span></P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="20251213_103512.jpg" style="width: 2909px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64430iE3C2EBA3D40E9838/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="20251213_103512.jpg" alt="20251213_103512.jpg" /></span></P><P> </P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="20251215_221803.jpg" style="width: 2747px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64431i18F0DFD33F261987/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="20251215_221803.jpg" alt="20251215_221803.jpg" /></span></P><P> </P><P>Q: What kind of socks does a gardener wear?<BR />A: Garden hose!</P><P>Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?<BR />A: Because they were too corny!</P><P>Q: Why did the tomato blush?<BR />A: Because he saw the salad dressing!</P><P>Q: Which vegetable did Noah leave off the ark?<BR />A: Leeks!</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 09:38:08 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822818#M333933 TallTrees 2025-12-23T09:38:08Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822819#M333934 <P>They are really beautiful and very artistic&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;</P><P>Sadly, I have nothing to share from my garden this winter.</P><P>Last year I had some lovely lights along the pergola, fences and pots, (with winter pansies and polyanthus) but we had a change of new shrubs this year, so currently I am very limited. No winter perennials although I'm expecting the shrubs to be better next year. Even my new camellia has let me down!&nbsp;</P><P>Also my winter jasmine has gone this year, as we had to chop it right back as it brought the fence down.</P><P>So sad as it was 19 years old.&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 09:56:33 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822819#M333934 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T09:56:33Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822824#M333936 <P>Hi <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/132456">@Cleoriff</a>&nbsp;</P><P>Gardening is just as you described.&nbsp; New shrubs take time to settle in. Cutting back a jasmine also needs to rejuvenate.&nbsp; I wanted some flowers for the jug and bought some a few times but when saw how lovely and seasonal these were I arranged them into this jug.&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 10:06:05 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822824#M333936 TallTrees 2025-12-23T10:06:05Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822846#M333945 <P>No berries on our holly this year - fantastic crop last year though...</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="1000064571.png" style="width: 1931px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64432iE98417C31F945924/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="1000064571.png" alt="1000064571.png" /></span></P><P> </P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="1000035784.gif" style="width: 480px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64433i7508ACC7FA310265/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="1000035784.gif" alt="1000035784.gif" /></span></P><P> </P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 12:40:33 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822846#M333945 pgn 2025-12-23T12:40:33Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822855#M333946 <P>Resting <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/26417">@pgn</a>&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_rolling_eyes:">🙄</span></P><P>Plants rest too.</P><P>Lovely hedge</P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 13:29:01 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822855#M333946 TallTrees 2025-12-23T13:29:01Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822867#M333948 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="images-2.jpeg" style="width: 554px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64436iB40D550BC31B281E/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="images-2.jpeg" alt="images-2.jpeg" /></span></P><P> </P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:36:29 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822867#M333948 TallTrees 2025-12-23T14:36:29Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822880#M333951 <BLOCKQUOTE><HR /><a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;wrote:<BR /><P>...</P><P>Lovely hedge</P><P>&nbsp;</P><HR /></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Thank you.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>The hedge stretches almost the full length of the front of the house, that's only about a 3rd of it in the picture.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>Knock, knock!</P><P>Who’s there?</P><P>Holly.</P><P>Holly who?</P><P>Holly-days are my favorite.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="pgn_0-1766506886166.gif" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64438iC5AE3868C0E54246/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="pgn_0-1766506886166.gif" alt="pgn_0-1766506886166.gif" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 16:21:51 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822880#M333951 pgn 2025-12-23T16:21:51Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822888#M333954 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="images-3.jpeg" style="width: 482px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64440i0D69AA1F222ED117/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="images-3.jpeg" alt="images-3.jpeg" /></span></P><P> </P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 17:02:46 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822888#M333954 TallTrees 2025-12-23T17:02:46Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822895#M333960 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64441iD417EC62CE4BD965/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" alt="Cleoriff_0-1766516147611.jpeg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 18:55:53 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822895#M333960 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T18:55:53Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822915#M333976 <P><STRONG>How do Christmas trees get ready for a night out?</STRONG></P><P>They spruce up!</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 22:05:50 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822915#M333976 pgn 2025-12-23T22:05:50Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822923#M333980 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Garden Joke.jpg" style="width: 403px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64444i98D5D01D14DFE6A2/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="Garden Joke.jpg" alt="Garden Joke.jpg" /></span></P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 23:08:41 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822923#M333980 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T23:08:41Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822957#M334001 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Xmas garden.jpg" style="width: 337px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64451iAC400C5FB5F4D08F/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="Xmas garden.jpg" alt="Xmas garden.jpg" /></span></P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 08:47:48 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822957#M334001 Cleoriff 2025-12-24T08:47:48Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822966#M334006 <P>Sorry I`m late to the party...</P><P><a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;- love your christmas decorations. To be honest, me and gardening don`t get on, so couldn`t see me produce anything as good as yours.</P><P><a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/26417">@pgn</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/132456">@Cleoriff</a>&nbsp; - love the jokes.</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 10:06:14 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822966#M334006 Mi-Amigo 2025-12-24T10:06:14Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822978#M334014 <P>Glad you joined in <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3435259">@Mi-Amigo</a>&nbsp;</P><P>You can always enjoy other gardens!<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:">😁</span></P><P>Bye for now TallTrees&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 12:07:13 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822978#M334014 TallTrees 2025-12-24T12:07:13Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822990#M334023 <P>Happy plants is a happy world&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="original-1653dfa54bd2fac0c71eeddb695bf66b.gif" style="width: 800px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64457i1A0D8082C5285274/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="original-1653dfa54bd2fac0c71eeddb695bf66b.gif" alt="original-1653dfa54bd2fac0c71eeddb695bf66b.gif" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 13:41:23 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1822990#M334023 TallTrees 2025-12-24T13:41:23Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823003#M334029 <P>You have a green thumb for gardening do you <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 14:20:40 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823003#M334029 Pipstop78 2025-12-24T14:20:40Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823015#M334035 <P><STRONG>Hopefully I won't get all green <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4332212">@Pipstop78</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:">🤣</span></STRONG></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" style="width: 500px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64467iA70AA41B3D411302/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" alt="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 16:52:01 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823015#M334035 TallTrees 2025-12-24T16:52:01Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823037#M334052 <BLOCKQUOTE><HR /><a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;wrote:<BR /><P><STRONG>Hopefully I won't get all green <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4332212">@Pipstop78</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:">🤣</span></STRONG></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" style="width: 500px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64467iA70AA41B3D411302/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" alt="agriculture-horticulturist-horticulture-gardeners-flowers-flower_shops-jknn1472_low.jpg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P><HR /></BLOCKQUOTE><P>No, certainly not the Grinch or the Incredible Hulk&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">😂</span></P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 18:58:27 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823037#M334052 Cleoriff 2025-12-24T18:58:27Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823048#M334057 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="images.jpeg" style="width: 410px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64476iF3444376B7B63E4C/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="images.jpeg" alt="images.jpeg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 19:48:29 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823048#M334057 TallTrees 2025-12-24T19:48:29Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823050#M334058 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="3qt368gypvl61.jpg" style="width: 828px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64477i502B3A30968F46AF/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="3qt368gypvl61.jpg" alt="3qt368gypvl61.jpg" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Wed, 24 Dec 2025 19:53:49 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/My-Garden-Christmas-Decorations-gardening-jokes/m-p/1823050#M334058 TallTrees 2025-12-24T19:53:49Z