topic Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with in Off-Topic https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822776#M333908 <P><STRONG>What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?</STRONG></P><P>Snow</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 19:48:29 GMT Cleoriff 2025-12-22T19:48:29Z Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822668#M333857 <P>How does a snowman loose weight?</P><P>He waits for the weather to get warm.</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?</P><P>Without frosted flakes</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>What do you call a snowman with a bad temper?</P><P>A meltdown&nbsp;</P> Sun, 21 Dec 2025 21:43:40 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822668#M333857 Pipstop78 2025-12-21T21:43:40Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822670#M333858 <P>Very Funny&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4332212">@Pipstop78</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">πŸ˜‚</span></P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Snowman.jpg" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64409i4478BE478143C868/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="Snowman.jpg" alt="Snowman.jpg" /></span></P> Sun, 21 Dec 2025 23:32:47 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822670#M333858 Cleoriff 2025-12-21T23:32:47Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822687#M333868 <DIV><H4 id="viewer-u5c0c58962"><SPAN class=""><SPAN>What did one snowman say to the other snowman?</SPAN></SPAN></H4></DIV><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV><DIV><P class=""><SPAN class=""><EM><SPAN>"Do you smell carrots?"</SPAN></EM></SPAN></P></DIV> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 08:10:34 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822687#M333868 Cleoriff 2025-12-22T08:10:34Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822688#M333869 <P><a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4332212">@Pipstop78</a>&nbsp;</P><P>These are really <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":thumbs_up:">πŸ‘</span>&nbsp;</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 08:12:19 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822688#M333869 TallTrees 2025-12-22T08:12:19Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822689#M333870 <P><STRONG>Where does Santa Claus <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":santa_claus:">πŸŽ…</span><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">πŸŽ„</span>&nbsp; go swimming?</STRONG></P><P><EM>The North Pool&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":slightly_smiling_face:">πŸ™‚</span></EM></P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 08:15:43 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822689#M333870 TallTrees 2025-12-22T08:15:43Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822692#M333872 <DIV><H4 id="viewer-2imv158977"><SPAN class=""><SPAN>What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?</SPAN></SPAN></H4></DIV><DIV>&nbsp;</DIV><DIV><P class=""><SPAN class=""><EM><SPAN>An abdominal snowman.</SPAN></EM></SPAN>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">πŸ˜‚</span><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":snowman_without_snow:">β›„</span></P></DIV> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 09:21:00 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822692#M333872 Cleoriff 2025-12-22T09:21:00Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822756#M333896 <P><STRONG>Who is Santa's favourite pop star?</STRONG></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><EM>Beyon_sleigh</EM></P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 14:42:45 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822756#M333896 pgn 2025-12-22T14:42:45Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822757#M333897 <P><STRONG>How did Scrooge win the football game?</STRONG></P><P><EM>The Ghost of Christmas passed&nbsp;</EM></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 14:51:52 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822757#M333897 TallTrees 2025-12-22T14:51:52Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822776#M333908 <P><STRONG>What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?</STRONG></P><P>Snow</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 19:48:29 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822776#M333908 Cleoriff 2025-12-22T19:48:29Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822777#M333909 <P><STRONG>Why are there only snowmen and not snow women?</STRONG></P><P>Because only men would stand out in the snow without a coat.</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 20:00:14 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822777#M333909 Cleoriff 2025-12-22T20:00:14Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822783#M333911 <P><STRONG>How do you feel when you can't get to your Advent calendar chocolate coin?</STRONG></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>Foiled!</P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 20:45:57 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822783#M333911 pgn 2025-12-22T20:45:57Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822789#M333917 <P>What's a Reindeer's favourite singer ?</P><P><EM>Beyonsleigh&nbsp;&nbsp;</EM></P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 21:01:53 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822789#M333917 TallTrees 2025-12-22T21:01:53Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822794#M333921 <P><STRONG>What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?</STRONG></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><EM>Snowballs</EM></P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 21:49:55 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822794#M333921 jonsie 2025-12-22T21:49:55Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822795#M333922 <P><STRONG>What do you call an Elf wearing ear muffs?</STRONG></P><P><EM>Anything you like he can't hear you&nbsp;</EM></P> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 22:07:48 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822795#M333922 TallTrees 2025-12-22T22:07:48Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822803#M333925 <P><STRONG>What do you call a blind reindeer?</STRONG><BR />No-eye deer.</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 07:48:35 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822803#M333925 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T07:48:35Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822804#M333926 <P><STRONG>Why did the red-nosed reindeer help the old lady cross the road?</STRONG><BR />It would have been Rudolph him not to.</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 07:50:39 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822804#M333926 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T07:50:39Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822830#M333939 <P><STRONG>How do snowmen get around?</STRONG></P><P><EM>They ride icicles&nbsp;</EM></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 11:32:41 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822830#M333939 TallTrees 2025-12-23T11:32:41Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822835#M333941 <P><STRONG>What is Santa’s favourite kind of pizza?</STRONG><BR />One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even.</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 11:51:00 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822835#M333941 Cleoriff 2025-12-23T11:51:00Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822840#M333944 <P><STRONG>Why did the Grinch rob the off-licence?</STRONG><BR />He needed some holiday spirit.</P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 12:32:35 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822840#M333944 pgn 2025-12-23T12:32:35Z Re: Christmas jokes just a few to start off with https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822865#M333947 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="9_9_ChristmasJokes_Tree_DTHalfWidth.jpg" style="width: 920px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/64435iBB7222440F8CA70F/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="9_9_ChristmasJokes_Tree_DTHalfWidth.jpg" alt="9_9_ChristmasJokes_Tree_DTHalfWidth.jpg" /></span></P><P> </P> Tue, 23 Dec 2025 14:29:58 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Christmas-jokes-just-a-few-to-start-off-with/m-p/1822865#M333947 TallTrees 2025-12-23T14:29:58Z