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Wow someone likes prawns

TallTrees — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:02:33 GMT

Frozen prawns worth £100k stolen from seafood firm

Sykes Seafood Ltd

The trailer was "fully loaded" when thieves using a tractor unit hauled it out of a secure yard

Article Information Author,Jonny Humphries 27 September 2025

A seafood firm has offered a £25,000 reward for information on the theft of a trailer containing £100,000 of frozen prawns.

Sykes Seafood Ltd said criminals using a white DAF tractor unit carried the "fully loaded" trailer out of its secure facility in Merseyside earlier at about 00:50 BST.

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

madasaf1sh — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:09:14 GMT

Someones been a bit shellfish stealing all them prawns...

It all sounds a bit fishy to me, and to finish the dad jokes, wonder if the the criminals will be charged with A Salt & Battered 😂😂😂

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Cleoriff — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:31:34 GMT

@TallTrees
The part that made me laugh was when they said the prawns were stolen from a secure unit.

Not very secure, truth be told.😂

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

TallTrees — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:37:10 GMT

@madasaf1sh wrote:
Someones been a bit shellfish stealing all them prawns...

It all sounds a bit fishy to me, and to finish the dad jokes, wonder if the the criminals will be charged with A Salt & Battered 😂😂😂

Excellent @madasaf1sh

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

TallTrees — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:47:07 GMT

Where do PRAWNS keep their money?

In a Sand Bank

What do prawns wear in the kitchen?

A-Prawns

Prawn - to - be - Wild 🤣

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

TallTrees — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 18:43:58 GMT

Oh that is funny @Cleoriff

Well spotted 😂

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

pgn — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 20:09:54 GMT

This whole no pics thing is cramping everyone's style...🤪

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Pipstop78 — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 21:03:17 GMT

So funny

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

TallTrees — Sun, 28 Sep 2025 21:09:04 GMT

Like the lyrics @pgn well done to find that!

😂

🦐

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Cleoriff — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 07:49:15 GMT

@pgn wrote:
This whole no pics thing is cramping everyone's style...🤪

😂😂

@pgn

You can tell we were just coming out of a pandemic.....🤣

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Mi-Amigo — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 08:58:26 GMT

Did you hear about the prawn who went to a dance?

He pulled a mussel.

Why do prawns keep getting injured?

Beacuse they are accident prawn.

How do prawns raise much-needed money?

They go to a prawn-broker.

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

pgn — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 11:07:51 GMT

@Mi-Amigo's krilling us, as well as coming the raw prawn 😂

What kind of prawn climbs trees and eats bananas?

A shrimpanzee...

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Cleoriff — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 13:22:12 GMT

@Mi-Amigo wrote:
Did you hear about the prawn who went to a dance?
He pulled a mussel.

Why do prawns keep getting injured?
Beacuse they are accident prawn.

How do prawns raise much-needed money?
They go to a prawn-broker.

Very funny @Mi-Amigo

Re: Wow someone likes prawns

Cleoriff — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 13:28:10 GMT

@pgn wrote:
@Mi-Amigo's krilling us, as well as coming the raw prawn 😂

What kind of prawn climbs trees and eats bananas?
A shrimpanzee...

😂😂Great with the krill.