https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591395#M265924 <P>Ho! Ho! Ho!&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;- some I`ve not heard before</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47751i54629BCD66835115/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" alt="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" /></span></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:37:20 GMT Mi-Amigo 2022-12-19T16:37:20Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591354#M265916 <P><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":snowman_without_snow:">⛄</span></P><UL class=""><LI>How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house.</LI><LI>Why is Santa scared of chimneys? Because he's claus-trophobic.</LI><LI>How you can tell that Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.</LI><LI>What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.</LI><LI>What's Santa's favorite type of music? Wrap.</LI><LI>Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.</LI><LI>Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.</LI><LI>What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.</LI><LI>How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.</LI><LI>What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A "Holly" Davidson.</LI><LI>How much did Santa's sleigh cost? It was on the house!</LI><LI>Why was Santa's little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.</LI><LI>MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023&nbsp;</LI><LI><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="low_Murray Christmas_cover.jpg" style="width: 378px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47742i918FD26F4F909212/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="low_Murray Christmas_cover.jpg" alt="low_Murray Christmas_cover.jpg" /></span><P> </P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="comic-1.jpg" style="width: 650px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47743iB589B561DE768574/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="comic-1.jpg" alt="comic-1.jpg" /></span><P> </P><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":snowflake:">❄️</span><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":santa_claus:">🎅</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":santa_claus:">🎅</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":mrs._claus:">🤶</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":mrs._claus:">🤶</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":santa_claus:">🎅</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span> <span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":santa_claus:">🎅</span> 🧑‍<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":christmas_tree:">🎄</span>&nbsp;<BR /><P> </P></LI><LI>&nbsp;</LI></UL> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 14:40:58 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591354#M265916 TallTrees 2022-12-19T14:40:58Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591379#M265919 <P>Nice one&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">😂</span></P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="DiscreteCrispIncatern-max-1mb.gif" style="width: 240px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47746iD0C0EC4BBAB6462A/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="DiscreteCrispIncatern-max-1mb.gif" alt="DiscreteCrispIncatern-max-1mb.gif" /></span></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 15:50:08 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591379#M265919 Breanna 2022-12-19T15:50:08Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591387#M265921 <P>Ho Ho Ho,&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Funny.gif" style="width: 500px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47747i519277B7F174931E/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="Funny.gif" alt="Funny.gif" /></span></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:06:29 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591387#M265921 pgn 2022-12-19T16:06:29Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591395#M265924 <P>Ho! Ho! Ho!&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;- some I`ve not heard before</P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47751i54629BCD66835115/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" alt="MiAmigo_0-1671467798249.gif" /></span></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:37:20 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591395#M265924 Mi-Amigo 2022-12-19T16:37:20Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591404#M265928 <P><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:">🤣</span></P> <P>thanks for the hohohos&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;</P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 16:49:29 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591404#M265928 RafaC 2022-12-19T16:49:29Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591408#M265930 <P><STRONG>Thanks all&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4915164">@Breanna</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/4610289">@RafaC</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3435259">@Mi-Amigo</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/26417">@pgn</a>&nbsp;</STRONG></P><P><STRONG>Nice to have a laugh&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:">😁</span></STRONG></P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 17:07:40 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591408#M265930 TallTrees 2022-12-19T17:07:40Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591437#M265944 <P><span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">😂</span>Excellent <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3255054">@TallTrees</a>&nbsp;<span class="lia-unicode-emoji" title=":face_with_tears_of_joy:">😂</span></P><P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-inline" image-alt="Cleoriff_0-1671478258732.gif" style="width: 400px;"><img src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/47757iBE5C97F2E7BE651D/image-size/medium?v=v2&amp;px=400" role="button" title="Cleoriff_0-1671478258732.gif" alt="Cleoriff_0-1671478258732.gif" /></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 19:31:31 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591437#M265944 Cleoriff 2022-12-19T19:31:31Z https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591438#M265945 <P>Sensational Santa <a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/132456">@Cleoriff</a>&nbsp;</P> Mon, 19 Dec 2022 19:57:55 GMT https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/Silly-Santa-Jokes/m-p/1591438#M265945 TallTrees 2022-12-19T19:57:55Z