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Friday's Funny Finding

pgn — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 06:26:11 GMT

If Technology teaches us anything...

Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Cleoriff — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 08:43:10 GMT

@pgn wrote:
If Technology teaches us anything...
Sometimes, the tried and tested ways are best.

Off to put my cast iron kettle on the coal fire I have yet to light, and wait 30 minutes to make tea

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

LukasB — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 09:23:59 GMT

@pgn

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 09:31:03 GMT

Brilliant @pgn

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

TallTrees — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 09:58:03 GMT

Yep! @pgn

wunderbar

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

pgn — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 10:24:04 GMT

Here's one off twitter, as it is NationalTellAJokeDay today apparently:

Someone came into the library where I work and asked me if we had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat.

I said it rang a bell but I wasn't sure if it was there or not.

#NationalTellAJokeDay

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Cleoriff — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 10:29:37 GMT

@pgn wrote:
Here's one off twitter, as it is NationalTellAJokeDay today apparently:

Someone came into the library where I work and asked me if we had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat.

I said it rang a bell but I wasn't sure if it was there or not.

#NationalTellAJokeDay

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

pgn — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 10:41:12 GMT

Turns out #NationalTellAJokeDay was 16th Aug. I missed it. So the joke's on me.

This bloke said to me, "I'm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar."

I said, "Is that a fret?"

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:16:03 GMT

I`ve received what must be the Worst Christmas Present ever: a Bonnie Tyler sat nav. Keeps telling me to turn around, and every now and then it falls apart...

... and now my laptop`s bust. It keeps playing ‘Chasing Pavements’ on a loop. Think it’s a Dell.

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

pgn — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:22:56 GMT

Very funny, @Mi-Amigo

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbit walk into a blood bank, and the rabbit says: "I think I'm a Type O".

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:32:17 GMT

If priests are defrocked...

electricians are delighted

underwear model are debriefed and....

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:46:14 GMT

Now that’s a quality pun @pgn borrowed

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

pgn — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:53:53 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Now that’s a quality pun @pgn borrowed

Twitter - full of "all kinds of everything" as Dana once sang...

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Cleoriff — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 12:35:34 GMT

Well they made me laugh @pgn @Mi-Amigo

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

jonsie — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 14:53:50 GMT

chuckling...

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Anonymous — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 16:18:35 GMT

Giggling

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:38:32 GMT

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

jonsie — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:39:45 GMT

@Mi-Amigo wrote:
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.

Love that

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 18:44:57 GMT

What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show ?

A cat-has-a-trophy

Re: Friday's Funny Finding

Mi-Amigo — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 19:01:47 GMT

What`s the difference between bird flu and swine flu ?

For one you get tweetment; for the other you get ointment.