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    <title>topic Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡 in Off-Topic</title>
    <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451595#M222726</link>
    <description>&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3435259"&gt;@Mi-Amigo&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wrote:&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Speaking as a nutter who took part....&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://sd.keepcalms.com/i/keep-calm-we-re-nutters-united.png" border="0" alt="KEEP CALM WE'RE NUTTERS UNITED! Poster | Charleys Corner | Keep Calm-o-Matic" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;and as for my sanity&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://i.imgflip.com/1tfpze.jpg" border="0" alt="Sometimes I question... - Imgflip" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;HR /&gt;&lt;/BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt;Yep, the biggest nutter of all &lt;a href="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/3435259"&gt;@Mi-Amigo&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;img id="happy-smiley58" class="emoticon emoticon-happy-smiley58" src="https://community.o2.co.uk/html/@401597C226859A9A1B62A3B67621FD5E/images/smilies/happy-smiley58.gif" alt="LOL" title="LOL" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
    <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 18:18:19 GMT</pubDate>
    <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2021-04-01T18:18:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451447#M222651</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.o2.co.uk/html/@1139FD9DBCA8BC49B6774E39DF234E28/images/smilies/027.png" alt="clown" title="clown" /&gt; ONE SENTENCE APRIL FOOL'S STORY &lt;img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.o2.co.uk/html/@1139FD9DBCA8BC49B6774E39DF234E28/images/smilies/027.png" alt="clown" title="clown" /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src="https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/34883iA0D097219AB1CC63/image-size/original?v=v2&amp;amp;px=-1" border="0" alt="April-fool-day-2014.jpg" title="April-fool-day-2014.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Good Morning you lovely April Fools. &lt;img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.o2.co.uk/html/@5B3E5F39002B184BE8ABED909AA7A205/images/smilies/004.png" alt="yahoo" title="yahoo" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Yet again I have agreed to do a One sentence story.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;This one is about April Fool's Day and I will be setting the scene.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;It's your story so make it as mad, silly, funny or creepy as you like.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;You are only allowed to post one sentence and then wait for the next person to post another sentence before posting again.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I hope the usual April &lt;STRIKE&gt;Fools&lt;/STRIKE&gt;…eeermmm…friends and colleagues will take part….&lt;img class="lia-deferred-image lia-image-emoji" src="https://community.o2.co.uk/html/@1139FD9DBCA8BC49B6774E39DF234E28/images/smilies/027.png" alt="clown" title="clown" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I've set the scene, so away we go......&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Harry woke up early full of glee. His school was closed due Covid and he decided to play the best April Fool's&amp;nbsp;prank on two of his greatest friends Will and Meghan&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;He gobbled down his breakfast and made his way to the garage where he found a long piece of thick black rope. He put this in his rucksack along with 2 bars of chocolate, a bottle of water and his mobile phone.. He got on his bike and pedalled as fast as he could to Silverstone Woods. He got there quite quickly and pulled the black rope out of his rucksack. He laid it on the ground next to a bush with a 1/3 of it hidden under the bush. IT really did look like&amp;nbsp; a tail.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;He text Megan and Willy and told them to come quick. He had found a weird tail under a bush and he needed their help to pull it out as he wasn't going to do it alone. He gave them directions and said it was in Becketts section of the woods and he would be waiting. Harry had no intention of waiting. He went and hid behind a tree waiting for his two friends to arrive.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;15 mins later he heard the sound of their bikes and their voices calling to him.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Then he saw them but to his surprise, they weren't heading for his bush but another one 10 feet away in the opposite direction. They bent down and said here's the tail and pulled and pulled....Suddenly there was a mighty growling roar and.....&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:01:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451447#M222651</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:01:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451448#M222652</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;... a strange beast with piercing eyes stared at Wills and Meghan, who screamed, let go of the tail and ran, but Meghan tripped over the real piece of rope which Harry had hidden under the bush 10 feet from where the beast was, and&amp;nbsp;Harry, who had always fancied Meghan, rushed out from where he was hiding and helped her to her feet&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:01:52 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451448#M222652</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:01:52Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451451#M222655</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Meghan shocked and bruised stood up to find that the beast from under the Bush was pounding toward them.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:09:19 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451451#M222655</guid>
      <dc:creator>TallTrees</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:09:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451453#M222657</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;But Harry had an idea. He pulled out....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:11:25 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451453#M222657</guid>
      <dc:creator>LukasB</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:11:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451454#M222658</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;His water bottle and sprayed it...what the hell are you doing you fool said Will...I thought it might frizzle up said Harry sulkily, but it just got angrier.....and&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:15:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451454#M222658</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:15:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451455#M222659</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;as the beast got closer and closer, Harry said&amp;nbsp;"Don`t lets hang about, looks like a hut up there in the distance, can we make it before the beast bites us in the bum?"&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:17:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451455#M222659</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:17:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451456#M222660</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;" A hut? In the Woods? Silly silly children".....but they still ran towards it and....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:20:07 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451456#M222660</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:20:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451457#M222661</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Harry said, with a huge smile on his face, "Meghan, you can share my chocolate when we get to the hut" as the beast pounded towards them and...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:23:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451457#M222661</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:23:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451459#M222662</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Will screamed at Harry...share my chocolate you damn creep...if we don't get to the hut, there will be no chocolate as that damn beast will have gobbled you up and then....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:28:01 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451459#M222662</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:28:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451461#M222664</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Meghan, out of breath from the running from the beast, began vomiting green slime. "Just like in The Exorcist" said Harry, and Wills added "Can`t wait for her head to start spinning round... It`s more like chuck up than lockdown... tee hee"&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:36:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451461#M222664</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:36:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451464#M222666</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Meghan Will and Harry arrived at the Hut ~ inside was eerily dark and loads of spiders webs hit them in the face and&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:43:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451464#M222666</guid>
      <dc:creator>TallTrees</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:43:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451466#M222667</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;...they noticed they weren't alone in there either.&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:47:20 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451466#M222667</guid>
      <dc:creator>TheresaV</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:47:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451467#M222668</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;suddenly the door slammed shut and a hideous sound was heard coming from outside, where Piers Moron, former TV presenter on Gobby Moaning Britain, stood cackling...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451467#M222668</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:47:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451469#M222669</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;'Silly silly children Piers Moron cackled, 'ever heard the line, don't go down to the woods, else you are in for a big surprise'?......the children, though shocked, heard the beast pounce on Piers and growl 'take that you nasty piece of work'and...&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451469#M222669</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:53:00Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451470#M222670</link>
      <description>then his head fell off.......</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 08:55:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451470#M222670</guid>
      <dc:creator>MI5</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T08:55:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451472#M222672</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;No-one cared about Piers Moron and his silly head, the children were&amp;nbsp; more frightened about the hut...it looked small outside but inside it was dark , large and very eerie...they stepped forward holding hands.....&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:07:38 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451472#M222672</guid>
      <dc:creator>Cleoriff</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T09:07:38Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451473#M222673</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Harry, peering through a hole in the hut door, saw what had happened to Piers and said "That`s even better than Meghan`s head spinning", and Meghan yelled "Piers, you horrible, horrible man, I`m telling Auntie Oprah all about you"; as the kids ventured further into the hut...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:12:32 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451473#M222673</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T09:12:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451474#M222674</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;and before they knew it, Oprah jumped out from the back of the hut in a clown costume screaming "YOU get a car, and YOU get a car and YOU get a car"&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:12:43 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451474#M222674</guid>
      <dc:creator>TheresaV</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T09:12:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Re: 🤡One Sentence April Fool's Story 🤡</title>
      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451476#M222675</link>
      <description>Quick as a flash, Piers transformed into a Gorgon, or maybe it was Cummings to look like a Hancock... Nearly a whole armful, not a Priti sight! Still, the flash receded and...</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:15:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>pgn</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T09:15:46Z</dc:date>
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      <link>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451477#M222676</link>
      <description>&lt;P&gt;Wills, Meghan and Harry yelled "Thanks a bunch Oprah but what good is a car each when we`re stuck in this hut and it`s dark and there is something very peculiar down that passage..."&lt;/P&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:18:24 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>https://community.o2.co.uk/t5/Off-Topic/One-Sentence-April-Fool-s-Story/m-p/1451477#M222676</guid>
      <dc:creator>Mi-Amigo</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2021-04-01T09:18:24Z</dc:date>
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