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🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

Cleoriff — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:00:17 GMT

Hello everyone.

It's December and normally panto season at this time of year.

So today I'll start a story and everyone has to add one more sentence to it.

You are only allowed to post one sentence and have to wait until someone else posts the next before you can go again.

Although it's a story about a pantomime you can be as funny, creepy or as outrageous as you like.

I've set the scene so here we go…..

It was a cold wintry night in a place called Charmless. It was Christmas week and pantomime season.

Two children, a brother and sister called Holly and Noel were in town looking at the Theatre where the pantomime was being shown.

It was a new pantomime called ‘Cinderella, Snow White and Aladdin meet Puss in Boots and Jack with his Beanstalk’.

The children were very sad. They were poor and knew they couldn’t afford to see the pantomime.

Despondently, they started to walk away when suddenly they heard someone call their names.

They turned around and saw a jolly looking man with a white beard dressed in a red jacket and trousers and black boots. He had two golden tickets in his hand.

He said ‘Holly and Noel, as you have been very good this year, I’m going to give you tickets to see the pantomime’

The children thanked him, took the tickets and entered the theatre. They were met by an elf who gave them popcorn and took them to their seats.

Full of excitement, they sat and waited for the show to start. Music began to play and the curtains slowly opened.

Then……..

Re: 🎄🎅🏻One Sentence Christmas Panto 🎅🏻🎄

Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:10:29 GMT

Holly and Noel heard something... A strange muttering from the seats further back in the theatre...

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:12:58 GMT

Not wishing to miss the main feature, they ignored it... but the whispering got louder:"Look out behind you!"...

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Anonymous — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:14:46 GMT

'I didn’t know seats could talk’ said Holly with a surprised look on her face.

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:17:09 GMT

Before Holly and Noel could turn round, a voice boomed from the stage...

"Hello children. Are you sitting comfortably? Then we`ll begin"

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TallTrees — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:23:58 GMT

From the very top of the stage came a bright gleaming light

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Anonymous — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:34:03 GMT

An alien ship, maybe?

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:40:03 GMT

The shuffling and rustling behind them now forgotten, Holly and Noël gawped at the light ahead and above them. "It Could Be You!" boomed down...

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:42:14 GMT

"Or an angel" said Holly, smiling sweetly

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TallTrees — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:40:42 GMT

No ......Alladins lamp

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:43:36 GMT

The light slowly changed, a crescendo of twinkly music, and...

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:47:15 GMT

"Oooooh. Think was we could do with a quizzillian pounds" said Holly and Noel together

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:48:45 GMT

The rustling behind them moved to the aisle, and a hissing, golden goose suddenly appeared, waddling up towards the orchestra pit...

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MI5 — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:50:59 GMT

and laid an egg.

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 09:52:34 GMT

Out of the light on stage, the figure of man with wild blond hair appeared... Baron Boris Tightwad... who said "Kids. All you think about is wanting money. You`re as bad as that Cinderella!!"

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TallTrees — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:01:27 GMT

The two ugly sisters raged WE WANT THE GOLDEN EGG

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:16:11 GMT

The goose hiccupped, and hissed and burped and lo... 💩! Holly looked aghast, Noël giggled loudly...

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LukasB — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:16:11 GMT

When all of a sudden the egg cracked and ...

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pgn — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:30:37 GMT

... and from the gleaming gold shell arose the powerful Genie... "phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty, close to crappy, living space!...

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 10:43:31 GMT

The Genie spoke, in a soft gentle tone "To the next person who appears before me, I`ll grant three wishes"...