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Christmas Cracker jokes

Mi-Amigo — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 10:19:16 GMT

Ho ho ho - or should that be "groan, groan, groan"?

It`s Christmas and the time for pulling Christmas crackers...

Why not come and share your favourite - and worst - Christmas Cracker jokes here...

To kick this off:

What motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson

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Cleoriff — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 10:33:49 GMT

They are all bad but here you go

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

"It's Christmas, Eve"

I said it was bad so you were warned

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pgn — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 10:36:24 GMT

Q: Why is Santa not worried about falling ill on Christmas Eve?

A: He has Elf insurance!

Boom boom.

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 10:36:56 GMT

Who is Santa`s favourite singer?

Elf-is Presley

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Cleoriff — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 10:54:28 GMT

What carol is heard in the desert?

"Oh Camel you faithful'

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 11:00:27 GMT

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

Christmas Quackers

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Cleoriff — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 11:13:14 GMT

Why did the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks....

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pgn — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 11:50:10 GMT

Office Party Crackers have a lot to answer for:

Q. How is Christmas just like any other day at the office?

A. You do a bunch of work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.

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Cleoriff — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 12:33:25 GMT

Q: How does Darth Vader like his Turkey?

A: On the Dark Side....

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 12:41:43 GMT

Why won`t Santa be coming down the chimney this year?

Not allowed, due to a Claus in Elf & Safety Rules

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Anonymous — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 13:24:33 GMT

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the Fresh Prints

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Mi-Amigo — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 16:06:38 GMT

Who is Rudolph`s favourite singer?

Bey- on - sleigh

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JAZZ-trad — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 09:00:55 GMT

Thanks for the laughs much better and more sustainable. JAZZ👍

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Mi-Amigo — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 09:38:12 GMT

@JAZZ-trad wrote:
Thanks for the laughs much better and more sustainable. JAZZ👍

They`re recycable too @JAZZ-trad ... The same ones are turned out every year...

Q What do you call Father Christmas on the beach?

A Sandy Claus

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Cleoriff — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 09:52:29 GMT

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

A: So he can Ho Ho Ho....

(I'll get me coat)

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Mi-Amigo — Tue, 24 Dec 2019 10:24:42 GMT

Who says "Oh Oh Oh" ?

Santa walking backwards