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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:47:37 GMT

Heyies Peeps,

Meh - Kind need help with something and you might find it funny

How do you cook a darn "egg" thoughties i know bit of a stupid question butties i keep screwing uppies

Is there like a way or putting it in a microwave or something I can never get it right sad face 😞

Thinking to myself how do i mess something simple up and go thru 26 eggs

I am kinda a bad cook but an awesome takeaway orderer

Thought I would like you take on this and what is the right and propa way

EmoLMarrio

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Poppysmum — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:56:41 GMT

For a soft-boiled egg, lower the egg into gently boiling water with a slotted spoon. Allow three and a half minutes for a medium-sized egg and four minutes for a large egg. The yolk will be runny and the white just set. Cook for a further minute if you like your soft boiled eggs a little firmer.

For a hard-boiled egg, start the egg in cold water and bring up to the boil. Once the water is gently boiling, set the timer for between 7-10 minutes depending on how well cooked you like your eggs. The longer you boil the egg, the firmer it will be.

Hope that helps you. Hard boiled egg grated in a bowl add mayo mix and lovely on a butty

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MI5 — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:04:24 GMT

What style of egg do you want?
Boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, omelette ?

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:09:15 GMT

I hate to say it but it's the frist time battling with an egg thought it would be easy and not really sure, Mom does egg with soldiers.

But fried and omelette sound intresting

@Poppysmum Thanka Chu

Gotta start somewhere haha

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MI5 — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:17:24 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
Mom does egg with soldiers.

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:17:57 GMT

How about fried eggy bread ... yummy ... no doubt @jonsie would serve it with HP sauce

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MI5 — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:24:52 GMT

Here you go but you might need more eggs to practice on
https://goop.com/food/tutorials/how-to-cook-an-egg/

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:28:09 GMT

@MI5 wrote:
@Anonymous wrote:
Mom does egg with soldiers.

Dam you @MI5 haha she makes it look so easy and yet its so nice mind you moms are the best :3

Is there an egg school ???

Edit - Thanka Chu for the link Cookie tho :-:

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:30:08 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
How about fried eggy bread ... yummy ... no doubt @jonsie would serve it with HP sauce

That sounds yummy an choclotate go with it ??? Ima thinking like pancake style thoughies

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Cleoriff — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:39:00 GMT

Fried egg butties are the best with tomato sauce. I like poached eggs on toast. My husband is egg mad.

I have seen days when he could get through 6 a day. Two (fried) with a full English breakfast, Two (fried) when he has egg and chips.... and if he feels like a snack in between.. he will boil another couple (and have them with soldiers...)

Let's just say in this house he is the master at cooking eggs....any which way...

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:42:14 GMT

@Cleoriff wrote:
Fried egg butties are the best with tomato sauce. I like poached eggs on toast. My husband is egg mad.
I have seen days when he could get through 6 a day. Two (fried) with a full English breakfast, Two (fried) when he has egg and chips.... and if he feels like a snack in between.. he will boil another couple (and have them with soldiers...)
Let's just say in this house he is the master at cooking eggs....any which way...

@Cleoriff Do youies mind haha if I pinch him and get him to teach me how to ermies i feel silly in saying this but cook an egg right. So hungry right now

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jonsie — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:42:19 GMT

Oh yeah... @Anonymous.... fried egg with HP sauce... love it 🤗

Last time I put an egg in the microwave it took me half an hour cleaning up the exploded splattered mess! 😩

Boiling those times are perfect @Anonymous'smum but I do it/did it on the cooker.

As for scrambled... could never do it ! My dear wife never taught me but she made brilliant scrambled egg 😢 I've looked in cookbooks and online and they seem to put all sorts of added ingredients... far too complicated for the ready-meal bung-it-in-t'oven King!,🤣🤣🤣

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Anonymous — Fri, 12 Jan 2018 22:48:37 GMT

@jonsie wrote:
Last time I put an egg in the microwave it took me half an hour cleaning up the exploded splattered mess! 😩

As for scrambled... could never do it ! My dear wife never taught me but she made brilliant scrambled egg 😢 I've looked in cookbooks and online and they seem to put all sorts of added ingredients... far too complicated for the ready-meal bung-it-in-t'oven King!,🤣🤣🤣

Okie Microwaves a no no thought exploded ouch gotta remeber that !!! kinda funny tho

Online stuff and added stuff complicates most defo and confusess me like where does milk come into in to make a perfect egg ??? dont understand that one

I will keep trying tho a big store wont mind me buying all there eggs

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Peanut — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:04:32 GMT

Brown sauce and fried egg butties. Oh yeah! Heaven!!

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Glory1 — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 03:29:36 GMT

@Peanut wrote:
Brown sauce and fried egg butties. Oh yeah! Heaven!!

Now you're talking. Making my mouth water.

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pgn — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:00:42 GMT

What about one of these?

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Anonymous — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:16:42 GMT

@pgn wrote:
What about one of these?

I'll take one please @pgn

How about a full English

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pgn — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:38:36 GMT

Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗

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Anonymous — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:53:18 GMT

@pgn wrote:
Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗

Soda Farls? @pgn or potato 'bread'? ... looks yummy

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Cleoriff — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 11:02:47 GMT

@Anonymous wrote:
@pgn wrote:
Got to be a Full Irish, somehow, @Anonymous 🤗
Soda Farls? @pgn or potato 'bread'? ... looks yummy

Either way it's got black pudding on which I love, but sadly doesn't love me....indigestion for the day if I eat it....:smileysad: