Off Topic......!!

[MI5]

As this thread is about off topic, posted in off topic, I'm just running a quick test to see how long it is before someone takes it off topic 

[Anonymous]

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@jonsie wrote:

G'night @Anonymous I hope I wake up with just half of your sense of humour. I could then be a half-......oh, perhaps not

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   Mornin'  @jonsie - As with the proverbial loaf of bread, half a wit is better than none!

Gerry

(witless on a dull Monday in Ulster)

[Anonymous]

I suspect that as I type, a D-Notice is probably being drafted to stifle free expression, so I'd better make it short and snappy.

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING ONE OF THOSE NEW FRUIT MACHINES_ READ ON

Not being au fait with all the jargon that bathes the world of electronic communications in complete mystery I have often wondered what the "i" in "iPhone" really means. Being a fully paid up subscriber to the notion that "everything comes to those who wait" I had a minor flash of inspiration overnight.  
There is a brilliant concept in mathematics known as  the imaginary number, which is represented by the letter "i" and it stands for the square root of negative 1.  That quantity does not exist in the set of real numbers, so beware. Ask yourself, "Does the iPhone really exist in the set of real phones?"

Answers on a postcard addressed to............... well, send to anywhere you like you ain't goin' to get a reply anyway.

Gerry

(Garrulously grumpy gnome)  

[Cleoriff]

@Anonymous  You are going to need ALL your wits about you today my good man....

Please take an Apple for the teacher

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

I suspect that as I type, a D-Notice is probably being drafted to stifle free expression, so I'd better make it short and snappy.

IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BUYING ONE OF THOSE NEW FRUIT MACHINES_ READ ON

Not being au fait with all the jargon that bathes the world of electronic communications in complete mystery I have often wondered what the "i" in "iPhone" really means. Being a fully paid up subscriber to the notion that "everything comes to those who wait" I had a minor flash of inspiration overnight.  
There is a brilliant concept in mathematics known as  the imaginary number, which is represented by the letter "i" and it stands for the square root of negative 1.  That quantity does not exist in the set of real numbers, so beware. Ask yourself, "Does the iPhone really exist in the set of real phones?"

Answers on a postcard addressed to............... well, send to anywhere you like you ain't goin' to get a reply anyway.

Gerry

(Garrulously grumpy gnome)  

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Ah...you may have that Apple(to take to the teacher) . You have shown you are in full wittage mode today!

Wittage? I may have just invented a new word...:smileywink:

[jonsie]

Wittage is usually preceded by another word....:smileywink:

[Toby]

This has been....an interesting read

[jonsie]

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@Toby wrote:
This has been....an interesting read

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So far off topic @Toby 

[Cleoriff]

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@Toby wrote:
This has been....an interesting read

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Well...you did say 'Start another thread' @Toby 

I think instructions were obeyed....

[Anonymous]

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@Cleoriff wrote:

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Wittage? I may have just invented a new word...:smileywink:

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Love it!  Keep 'em coming @Cleoriff 

Gerry

[Cleoriff]

Just reminding folk we are still here...trying to stay on topic with the off topic thread...

In support of it, I thought it should have this badge....

Hope this meets with your approval....