A new thread!!

[Anonymous]

Does acupuncture cure pins and needles?

[Cairdeas]

My mum was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things.

I said, "You seamstressed."

[Anonymous]

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@Cairdeas wrote:

My mum was getting annoyed because of her job sewing things.

I said, "You seamstressed."

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Ha ha!!! 

[Anonymous]

Denim, cotton, silk, corduroy, wool......i'm writing some new material!!

[MI5]

What a "warped" sense of humour you have.....


(* So subtle, some may not get it....)

[Cleoriff]

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@MI5 wrote:
What a "warped" sense of humour you have.....


(* So subtle, some may not get it....)

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Weft and warp I presume.....:smileywink:

[MI5]

Very good - Have a house point

[Cleoriff]

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@MI5 wrote:
Very good - Have a house point

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Soon be top of the class....Ermmmm...let me think about that....Nope not today

[Anonymous]

the police are after me since i stole an inflatable mattress.....i will have to Lilo for a while!!!

[Cleoriff]

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@Anonymous wrote:

the police are after me since i stole an inflatable mattress.....i will have to Lilo for a while!!!

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I can't compete with you lot...so I will just have to laugh at those that amuse me

[anticpated]

I went out for a run the other day. Although I had to stop halfway through. Those darned stitches.