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A Potato Amnesty!!!

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NO POTATOES ALLOWED!!!

 

What are your favourite one-liner jokes?

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Just dumped a cross eyed girl.
Thought she was seeing someone else
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Just been disqualified from the fire lighting championships.......due to match fixing!!


 

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last night a sexy lady asked me to show her a good time and leave her breathless......so i took her to the pub and made her run home afterwards!!!

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An SEO engineer walks into a Bar.... Tavern..... Inn.... Hostel..... Pub..... Public House...... Club......
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Lionel Blair used to be a detective you know and he was always finding clues.

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World Book Day......it used to be called an Atlas!!

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What's a cow's favourite Shamen song?

 

Moove any Mountain

 

 

What Kid's TV show do Lamb's watch?

 

Blue Bleater

 

 

Cilit Bang and dirt is...

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I bought a joke book the other day.


Whoever wrote it must be having a laugh.

 

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"dad, why can't i dress up instead of carrying this bit of oven"?

 

"i told you, thats a hob bit. Now get to school!"

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